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Boogie
VS.
PENIS!

Story behind the Fight|

It all began with the epic Penis Envy with Kurt for well basically Penis is filled with I am the Bestism, and well him basically sucking at everything he does.
Next Came the CS (COUNTER STRIKE)With Penis Braggin about "Schooling KURT" Which I dunno what actually happened



These soo called tables aren't actually really my opinion polls will be up soon .

Boogie

Pro'sCons
MTGBelow Average
CSASS!!! He's nothing but a BIG CHEATER
Fighting(Passes out)

Penis

Pro'sCons
MTGASS!!!!
(can't build own decks)
CSAverage (Better than Kurt)
FightingI'd rather have him
then passes McOutty
Jasons See On Everything
Passes McOutty says:
u have my "Boogie Oath"
Jason says:
k then ur shit at everytrhing
Passes McOutty says:
k
Passes McOutty says:
and penis?
Jason says:
cept giving head i give u a ...b+
Passes McOutty says:
well not a CS i own u at that
Jason says:
penis is shit at everything INCLUDING THE HEAD GIVING
Jason says:
see can't judge shit head this is my review


boogie magic below average counterstike average women horribl below average fighting HAHAH Penis mtg HORRIBLY BELOW AVERAGE cs below average women GOD ONLY KNOWS



What Penis Did On NEW YEARS!!!!



Well it started off with Us being at a party (I was upset so I was a little gone) But Penis was really gone. We both decided to walk home cause we didn't want to crash there for we had things to do in the morning but anyways. So there we are walking home when he's goin off about how much he used to "Get some" and how he wants "Some" so we're walken and we see this two girls and well longer story short he starts sayin shit outloud so they come over and we get to talken and we walk them to the store then we all buy our shit (I bought brandy her chips because i was being nice) and well on the way to their house one of them loses her hat and me and my running skills i decided to back track 4 BLOCKS there and back and i'm a little tired when i got back and well Brandy tells me that Penis was all touchey and grabby and ramned his tounge down her throat and her step sisters too, so of course just meeting her i wasn't truely believeing her so we keep walking and i do see Penis put his hand on the other chicks ass but i told him to keep it above the waist and he does so well you know. But then me and Brandy wanted time to our selves to talk and get to know each other, in a non-sexual way but Penis left for a few but when the other totally REGECTED him he came back and wouldn't leave us alone then after a while me and Brandy went to the door to say our good byes so she had given me her phone numbers and email addy's.
But then on mine and Penis's walk home he was telling me how "THEY" were all over him and totally bullshiting it up then he told me how he was putting his hand down her pants and at that point something inside me snapped and i totally yet the kid have it verbally and i was just tweaking and thats the tale of touchey McPenis.



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