I want to be Pope, mummy!
My Campaign To Be Pope
Right. This page is all about my campaign to Pope, and the people assisting me.
My campaign manager: Catherine Woolham.
My speech writer: Clodagh Corbett.
My cheif religious advisor: Sarah Bradford
My fashion consultant: Kai Roberts
My minister for propaganda: Ciaran Hyland
and countless other people who help promote my cause.
Catherine Woolham, Campaign Manager:
Cat is campaign manger because she she "can come up with great slogans" for example: Short-arse for Smug Hat
Here is a message from my speech writer, Clodagh Corbett:
My fellow children. May I say Bless you all *flicks holy water* We are gathered here today to, ahem, erm *ruffles through notes* ah yes, Vote Rach For Pope! She pledges to wear the hat well, nay, tis it not the Pope that makes the hat? It would make her look taller as well. A tall pope is great as i hear Karl the Pope is a bit on t'short side. Father Ted is one of our main influences here at Pope Camp Sheffield. Bishops would frequently be kicked up the arse. Communion wine-I pledge a goblet per person , not a wincy weeny little sip. Mandatory viewing of Fr Ted available in Mass, and the ritual chant of 'Feck!Drrrrink!Gurrls!Arse!' would accompany 'Our Father'. An important role of being Pope is being smug and here at Pope Camp we practice smugness on a daily basis. Robin Cook has nothing on us. We have a PopeMobile that Rachpael would sit in and wave smugly. And a horn that goes BeepBoopBoopBeep to the tune of Cliff Richard's Our Father. A Popestick is acquired for whacking people across the legs with 'Get up you little bollocks, I'm Pope' Also the hat is useful for keeping popcorn in, when upside down at the cinema cos people sitting behind cant really see. So I pledge you, vote Pope Rachael!Rachael for Pope! *fist of revolution* Gooooooo onnnnnn! Ah go on! Go on! Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON!!!!!!! Thank you, my fellows. *bows*
If you would like to join the campaign, please e-mail me!
Mummy, the weird lady is scaring me...
