me neManiac Mansion
Company: Lucasarts
year: 1990
are you a maniac? or better yet, a young
teenage nerd? do you like mansions? yes?......THEN THIS GAME IS FOR
YOU! choose from a batch of nerdy teenagers to explore a mansion to save
there friend, sandy. this game uses classic computer style game
play. the kind where you have to choose a command for every damn thing
you do.



this game has got some awesome music, especially bernard's theme! bernard
is the shit in this game! each character has there own song. most of
the songs are pretty good. i wish they made a maniac mansion CD. i
could blast it on my stereo. oh yeah. and wake up the neighbors with
bernard's theme.
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see that picture beside this? that's sandy, the girl you gotta rescue. ain't she a hoe? i wonder why the maniacs are trying to save her. i doubt she's really their friend. these maniacs probably think she's cool, so by saving her, she'll be their friend. and it's no surprise she got kidnapped either. these aliens just saw the way she was dressed and knew that she would be perfect for their alien operations. hell yeah. fool. |
SPECIAL FEATURE: THE FASHION OF MANIAC MANSION!!!!!!!!!
| SYD syd looks like he's going to a funeral. but if you ask him, he'd say he looks like a gangstar. he wears his sunglasses at night, and pretends he has a gun. he wishes he was italian but he's not. style rating: 7.5/10 |
MICHEAL very nice. micheal has a knack at dressing good. the purple shirt goes great with the brown in his face. also, the white socks being visible between his pants and shoes is also very nice. very micheal jackson. and it just so happens that this guy's name is micheal! he looses 1 point for not having an afro. style rating: 9/10 |
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| JEFF what can i say about Jeff. he's like one of those people that thinks he knows what's cool to wear, although he has no real idea. his mother still buys him his clothes. he tries to do something cool with his hair but it just sucks. he's a zellers boy in it's finest hour. style rating: 6/10 |
RAZOR why is she wearing a dress? i guess cuz in her bio it says she's in a rock band, hence the retarded name. i guess every rocker wears a dress. she doesn't look like a rocker at all. a rocker would be wearing crazy clothes, not a dress. she looks more like a rich girl that pays for acting lessons. style rating: 7/10 |
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| WENDY wendy's got some half-decent shoes. her belt matches her shirt. she obviously thinks about what she is going to wear before she puts it on. she looks for comfort and simplicity in clothes when she goes shopping. style rating: 8/10 |
BERNARD bernard is the style guy. no doubt about it. he's got the MJ pants thing going on like micheal and dave, but he's got RED socks instead of white! and his belt is red too! then, he's got a nice white dress shirt, with a pen holder in his pocket. he styles his hair nicely and wears glasses! in his bio it says that he is a "geek". but that's not true. he is the true style guy. jeff could learn a thing or two from him. style rating: 10/10 |
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| DAVE i would normally give an outfit like this one a 9/10 but i don't like dave. he only dresses like that to impress the ladies. he would rather wear a sports jersey and jeans with a baseball cap. it's a shame that such a cool get-up was wasted on such a dork. style rating: 4/10 |
SANDY swank, skank, ho, whore. these are words to describe sandy's fashion of choice. she could use a more slutty hair-do, but she isn't dressed all that cool to begin with. she dresses like a trashy slut. she'd get a 10/10 on the skank-o-meter, but unfortunately she gets a lower score on her style rating. style rating: 6/10 |