Knäppa dikter

Här är en samling av knäppa dikter som vi båda skrev under en kall aprilkväll 2002. Vi turades om att skriva dem, och här är de i samma ordning och utan ändringar, märk väl att dessa är på engelska, de skulle inte bli förstådda på svenska, fast frågan är om de blir det på engelska..hehe..

Nuffin Nuffin Nuffin
Nuffin nuffin nuffin
Rhymes with muffin
But nuffin nuffin nuffin
Rhymes with 'orange'
Could it be
That a cup of tea
Is not as good with an orange
As a muffin?
(Karolina)

The Nose and The Eye
The nose and the eye
I don't know why
But the nose and the eye
Goodbye
(Seany)

Epson Pen
A man and his Epson pen
Always carried near to his heart
Like Barbie and Ken
They will never be apart
(Karolina)

Art
Inspiration:-
I have none left
It's all gone
Gone
Gone
Gone
(Seany)

A hook in the ceiling
A hook in the ceiling
Did I spell 'ceiling' right?
Don't know if people will understand
Who cares anyway?
(Karolina)

Planes
It's a bloody aeroplane it is
Planes - metal with brains
Gliding, sliding
People riding
People hiding
People dying
(Seany)

A response
Englishmen - people without brains
Gliding, sliding
People riding
People hiding
People dying
(Karolina)

The truck
I have a truck
Do you give a fuck?
Maybe it needs cleaning
Maybe this has another meaning
Do you know what it is yet?
(Seany)

Nutters
We are the World
We are the nutters
We are the ones to make a stranger day
So let's start writing poems
(Karolina)

I Cannot..
I cannot see you;
I must be blind.
I cannot hear you;
I must be deaf.
I cannot smell you;
I have no nose.
I cannot touch you;
I have no hands.
I cannot taste you;
I have no tongue.
I cannot understand you;
I must be mad.
I am mad.
(Seany)

Confusing?
Why am I here?
Why are you there?
Or am I there?
And you are here...
Confusing?
Confusing.
Who am I?
Who?
Me?
Yes!
OK...
(Karolina)

Bananas?
She asks if I want another...
Another banana, that is
It's a monkey!! hehe...
I say 'No'.
'I've had one today'.
She says 'So you can't have another?'
I say 'I can't'
'No'.
(Seany)

Sometimes
Sometimes you make me happy
Sometimes you make me sad
Sometimes you make me crazy
Sometimes you make me mad
Sometimes you say you love me
Sometimes you say you don't
Sometimes I say I love you
Sometimes I say I don't
That's life I guess
But you are the best
With jam on
And beans
Goodnight
(Seany - igen, Karolina är trött vid det här laget)

The poem
I sent you a letter;
You had moved.
I tried to call you;
You hadn't paid your bill.
I sent you a fax;
You paper had run out.
I emailed you;
Your account was full.
I paged you;
You didn't answer.
I texted you;
It wasn't delivered.
I sent a pigeon;
It died on the way.
I came in person;
You were out.
I left you a note;
It blew away....
I wrote you this poem;
You read it!
(Seanys sista dikt för kvällen)
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Detta är inspiration! En vän i Ryssland läste våra dikter, och kände att hon måste skriva om dem! Vi har inte ändrat på originalet.

Hello Karolina and Seany,
I realy don't know why,
But your stupid poems
Are not so stupid sometimes!

I found them funny and pleasant and sunny
I realy think you should try,
To write like Shekspear: serious series,
In a very serious style!
(not very much rhyme,yes?)
(Lisa, Russia)


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