As I bathe my perfect skin in the soothing salt water, I feel my body relax, although I am on constant alert for any danger that may well be ahead of me.
What is that I see in the near distance? It appears to be... I’m not entirely sure. I creep forward for a closer look. As I approach an eerie feeling overwhelms me. I must be cautious, for it may... be... life... threatening...
Micky flees from the water accompanied by a girlie scream.
“A frog! It’s an enormous, giant, FROG!”
Somewhere in the distance a lone figure stands. The Texan Shaving Monster, also known as Mike, grins evilly.