Hawkeye's Survey

1. What time is it? 0943

2. What's your full name?: Benjamin Franklin Pierce

3. Nickname: Hawkeye, Hawke

4. Parent's or Lister's name: Caroline created me

5. Number of candles that will be on your next birthday cake: Birthday?

6. Date that you will blow them out: I have no idea

7. Pets: None

8. Eye color: Brown

9. Hair color: Black

10. Piercing: I am a Pierce, so therefore I am Pierced.

11. Tattoos: I have an eagle on my right arm. How it got there, I have no idea.

12. How much do you love your job? I wouldn’t do anything else

13. Favorite color: *pauses* Well, see, I’m a doctor. I see a lot of blood. But still, my favourite colour is red.

14. Hometown: Crabapple Cove, Maine

15. Current residence: Trotondown, The Tardis, or the hospital

16. Favorite food: Spare Ribs

17. Been to Africa: No

18. Been toilet papering: No

19. Have you ever loved somebody so much that it made you cry? No

20. Have you ever been in a car accident? No, but I’ve treated people who have...

21. Croutons or bacon bits: Croutons

22. Sprite or 7-up: Gin

23. Favorite movie: Oh, I can’t choose...

24. Favorite Holiday: I get holidays?

25. Favorite day of the week: Any that I don’t have to work

26. Favorite word or phrase: I'll have to think about that one...

27. Favorite toothpaste: Whatever’s there

28. Favorite Restaurant: Adams

29. Favorite Flowers: Roses

30. Favorite cola: Gin

31. Favorite sport to watch: Anything I can bet on

32. Preferred type of ice cream: Vanilla

33. Favorite Sesame Street Character: Don’t watch it

34. Disney or Warner Bros.: Neither

35. Favorite fast food restaurant: None

36. When was your last hospital visit? I work there

37. What color is your bedroom carpet? I have carpet?

38. Have you taken a driver's test? Yes

39. Who is the last person you talked to? Nurse Kelley

40. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? No

41. Store you would you max out your credit card? Candy’s adult delights ;)

42. What do you do most often when you are bored? Drink gin, or play cards, or find a woman

43. Name the person that you are friends with that you see the least: No one that I can think of

44. What's the most annoying thing people ask you? Are you a healer?

45. What is your bedtime? Whenever I can

46. Who would you like to know about the most? Ron

47. Who do you think is least likely to respond? Frank Burns

48. Favorite all time TV show: Well, I’m obliged to say M*A*S*H, aren’t I? Though I do enjoy ER when I’m able to catch it.

49. Last person you went out to dinner with: Bette

50. Last movie you saw: Bedtime delights

51. What would your profession be if you could choose it? An Arabian sultan

52. When was your first kiss? 1940

53. What do you have on your walls? Paint?

54. What was your favorite toy? The de-fibrilator

55. What happened to it? Col blew it up.

56. Paper or Plastic? Depends what for

57. Favorite Beatle? Paul

58. What kind of car do you have? A Jeep

59. What month is your calendar on? July

60. Time when you finished this test? 0959

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