04.15.02: Brad Pitt Weekend. This weekend Mel came up for a visit, stayed at Neeter's apartment. Friday night we spent on Anita's balcony, which was pretty fly. Jenna showed up and made it that much better. Saturday was lots of catching up with Mel, and then much movie watching with her and Anita. That's about the long and short of it, as my roommate would say. This was taken moments before that fateful Monday night, when my hair up and disappeared. Just look at the devious look at his eyes, which are illuminated with an evil light! When Tingle saw this picture, he could not be convinced that I had not added Alan's goatee on Photoshop with that airbrush tool. Tracey (you can tell which one is Tracey, because her distinguishing characteristic is being a girl) is at right, evidently in awe of the sheer magnitude of my arches. I considered using this image for a McDonald's advertisement. I would have to add "cDonald's," and I think that would about take care of it. The semester is winding to a close. If I seem frazzled anytime soon, then that's a good sign, because you'll know I'm doing my work. So if you see bags under my eye sockets and whatnot, just pat me on the shoulder. I'd like to direct your attention...actually, that's not entirely true...I regret to draw your attention to the following article. I would have entitled the article Two Unbelievable Caricatures Plan to Produce Family of Rhythmless Blobs of Makeup and Silicon. I'm not sure if I it was just bad timing that I saw that article or what. I guess I can't really identify anything exceptional about it, just your run-of-the-mill high-life products of our ridiculous society. That is a rant better saved for another day. I got into Korean for next semester, and it's not at 8 in the morning, so I might even learn it. Other classes so far are my second attempt at Poli Sci, History of the English language, and Old Church Slavic (from which Russian originates, along with most slavic languages, I think). On that note. Until next time. -stub out-