The king of wearing 70s clothing to perfection, he claims his most humiliating moment is every day. His claim to fame is co-creating the bondage faerie epic, and if he’s not chilling in Byron Bay or Nimbin eating vanilla icecream and/or cheesecake, he’s droning on about Tamie (again). His favourite band is the ‘Gurge, but he likes all kinds of music (excepting Country & Western and Opera), his theme song is ‘Swing on a Star’ and he goes off every time he hears ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’. The weirdest dream he’s ever had involves time-transportation to another galaxy – "but we had cool clothes!" The best movies he has ever seen include the Star Wars trilogy, Austin Powers 1 & 2, and the Monty Python films, but his favourite actors are Drew Barrymore and Geoffrey Rush. He aspires to being a lawyer, which is probably why his favourite TV shows are Ally McBeal and The Practice. He claims that in ten years he will be "practising law in an orange suit". His favourite school subject for the year 2000 was chemistry, though it had nothing to do with the actual subject – it was in chemistry that he had the chance to dance and sing as much as he liked, because his teacher was a lunatic. He’d like to meet Albert Einstein so he could ask him where he got his hair done, and then maybe he could offer him a pair of flares, Elliott’s favourite item of clothing. He has a white & yellow toothbrush and he also has navel hair. His motto?