Calendar girl

Go to hell

I’ve always wanted to be

Just like you

Perfect as anything and

Ogled by everyone

Not my fault I got

Stuck with brains

Though I’m always told I got the better deal

I don’t believe it

Not a word

Cos while I can sit here

And do my work without a hassle

You’ve got Romeo

Hanging off your arm

And you’ve got his heart

Calendar girl,