And I got me a gorgeous guy
Except he is missing his left eye*
But you know in the world of the blind
The one eyed man is king
CHORUS
I don't have everything perfect
But hell, does anyone?
And if I had everything perfect
I'd give it all away cause life would be no fun
I've got me a diamond earing
Just one though, the other's down the sink
Hell I don't even wear jewelry
And I've got me a big family
We're close and we've got personality
Disfunctional at times, yes indeed
But who could truthfully say otherwise?
CHORUS
(*don't ask)