Craig's Irish Jaunt

Hi chicky babes, Craig here. I thought I would just catch you all up with the world of the finest elf in the whole LOTR trilogy.

I was walking through the forest the other day, trying to find someone, anyone to surprise (You wouldn’t believe how difficult is these days!), and it occurred to me – it really is difficult to be me. I mean, for one thing there’s the hair. Orlando asked me just a few weeks ago how I kept this lustrous mane of $10,000 hair in such great condition. So I told him – straightening balm and a hair-dryer. Everyday I get up at least two hours early to get it looking this fabulous. It’s not easy looking this good.

And I am sick of being unappreciated by those in the film industry, media sluts like that damn Karl Urban go on to international films while I am stuck on Mercy Creek or Peak or whatever it’s called! It is extremely unfair. He’s wasn’t even an elf for chrissakes! I know the people love me! I have four web sites people!! Four!!

Enough of my rants, in honour of St Patricks day this weekend I have some pics of my recent travels around Ireland. The look on some of those old Irish people’s faced when I jumped out behind that old blarney stone to surprise them…….classic.

Here I am in Waterville just on the coast of Ireland. Aren’t these cottages gorgeous?

Here’s me outside Dunguaire Castle. I will live here one day.

Well I hope you all enjoyed those pics. I must go but I’ll see you soon……

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