Chris
Nickname: Nick.
Age: 25 soaking wet with all my clothes on. Oops, that's my weight.
Hair: Why yes, thank you for noticing.
Eyes: Thousands of them. Stop by and see my collection someday.
Love: Lenore, Kokopelli, FORM, Nuf Sed, words like "asphyxiate" and
"anesthesiologist", Tron (who doesn't admire a man wearing glowing
spandex and throwing a powerful frisbee that's made entirely of INFORMATION?
Eh? Pretty cool...)
Irrational fear of: Dean's wrath. Oooh, he's wrathful. Really
wrathful. So...wrathful.
Aspiration: to be top of cool
Sayings: "Bulbous BOUFFant, macadamia...HULLABALLOOOOOO"
Romantic interest: YOU! (Who are you, and what are you doing here?)
Other affiliations: NASA, NORAD, and the gang from Sesame Street.
Global agenda: All choirs shall henceforth adopt the Shriner fez as
the official hat of choral music. Instrumentalists shall wear beanies,
and conductors shall wear large fruit-covered hats. No one will
acknowledge, upon threat of excommunication from the Order, that anyone is
wearing a hat at all.
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