John Spanky McMillan

Nicknames: Cusack, Estacio, Desjardin, -ny Collins II, Bacon, McDee and the McDLT's.

Age: 15 will get you 20 ... don't let that baby face fool you.

Height: HAHA.

Hair: In the past, John has favored the Jeri Curl system, but this season he's making a bold statement with his mullet 'do'.

Eyes: Protuding.

Fav. Beach Boy: Brian Wilson

Fav. Spokesmodel: Fabio

Place of residence: Ever see a Pauly Shore movie called "Son-in-Law"? (Lorna's still waiting to see John in his buttless chaps)

Occupation: Jingle writer (remember the Massengill commercial last year?)

Aspiration: To get into Kokopelli... oh no, I mean, to get OUT of Kokopelli!

Love interest: Sarah's Mom.

In a phrase: "Who let the dogs out?"