Lorna Wildgoose
Nicknames: Big Red, Big Fat daddy lover, Snorty McMildgoose
Age: 20....miss fitzhenry?? BUGSY BRAWN
Height: you may address me as your highness
Hair: I wax.
Eyes: I wax.
Fav. Jackson Five Member: Tito
Fav. Body Part: Spanky
Fav. Food: Hummus (makhum)
Fav. Singers: Johnny Collins II and Billy Ocean
Turn-ons: Old dirty band-aids, lavender implements, haggis, nipple tassles, butless chaps. Men with mullets that drive 80's sports cars and listen to REO speedwagon
Romantic Interest: Scott....shhhh!! Oh wait...he's not my teacher anymore. Our love is no longer a shameful secret (even though that vest of his is..you know the one I'm talking about scootie pops, the one with the FRUITS and veggies..).
Occupation: exotic dancer.
Aspiration: to learn how to scat through my crack. My passagio of course.
In One Phrase: "You can mic mac my paddywhack!"
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