Strangers in the Dugout
Bill was in love with a girl, but she didn’t seem all that interested in him. So every day
after work he would go to his baseball games, thoughts of Maria still in his head. Since
he was so upset about his love for her not being returned, he just had to vent about it.
Some of the other players were just a little bit fed up with this, especially Brian, the
shortstop. He had to listen to this whining and complaining day and night. His sister had
just come off of a very nasty breakup and after listening to Bill spewing venom, he had to
go home and listen to Ashley spewing venom as well. So one day he decided to play
matchmaker. Bill was in the dugout just before the game was about to get underway. The
pitcher needed to be warmed up so he volunteered for the job. All he needed to do was
put in his cup. Meanwhile, Brian was gathering his sister and was about to introduce the
two. He led her into the dugout and asked Bill to turn around for a second, he wanted to
show him something. So Bill turned around with his hands in his wide open pants. His
face turned red with embarrassment and all he could do was turn around again. You only
make one first impression, and it had the opposite effect of what exposing yourself
normally has. They went out for pizza after the game that night.