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Common Sense
Tuesday, 15 July 2008
Pipe Bombs and Piracy

DQ took his "girlfriend" out on his boat because her son wanted to go fishing. DQ Minor went along. So the foursome is out fishing and DQ set off a pipe bomb. Right next to the boat. So the "girlfriend" (who isn't really his girlfriend) got just a little freaked out and told him to take them back to land. He refused. So now she's held captive on the high seas (OK, it's a lake, but it's probably a mile long and 29 feet deep in some spots) by this weird creepy guy. He finally put in for shore after she started yelling for help.

Continuing the saga of DQ's repair shop, the excavator's water pump came in yesterday (July 16) and it was the wrong part. So DQ decided to fix the golf cart. The problem is that it won't start. First he decided to charge the (brand new) battery. He wanted to charge each cell (you can charge individual cells?) so he could "rejuvenate" (his word, not mine) the battery. Didn't work. So he wanted to test if it was the solenoid by swapping it with the solenoid in the other golf cart, which now makes funny sounds it didn't used to make. Today DQ was out there working on the golf cart some more. He was tinkering with the basket and the rack, which somehow...... effects the electrical system? The steering? Well, it's running so I guess he'll drive it around for a few days towing DQ Minor in his little truck. All billable hours of course.


Posted by Josh at 1:56 PM PDT
Updated: Saturday, 19 July 2008 9:52 PM PDT
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