Josh's Guide to a Better Life

Follow these rules and everything should work out fine. (Not responsible in the event that everything does not work out fine.)

Some Rules to Live By

• Rule #1 If you don't want to say anything stupid, shut up!
• Rule #2 When all else fails, see Rule # 1.
• Rule #3 Violence doesn't solve everything, but it does solve alot.
• Rule #4 You can eat dessert whenever the hell you want to.
• Rule #5 Never date a set of best friends because they talk too much.
• Rule #6 If you don't bother them , they won't bother you. If they do, they're assholes.
• Rule #7 Always trust your gut. That first instinct is always right.
• Rule #8 If you can't find time for something, make time for it. You never know how much time you really have.
• Rule #9 Always have a Plan B.
• Rule #10 Honesty is the best policy unless lying is the only way to save your ass.
• Rule #11 If you have to lie to her, she ain't worth it.
• Rule #12 Always fight for what you think is right, even if you're the only one, no matter what the odds are.
• Rule #13 Thirteen is not an unlucky number.
• Rule #14 When you find someone special you have to let him/her know he/she is special with actions and not just words.
• Rule #15 Even though love and hate are total opposites they are separated by a very fine line.
• Rule #16 Drive like you own the car, not the road.
• Rule #17 When life throws you a curveball, swing smarter not harder.
• Rule #18 She makes the rules, which are subject to massive renovations and overhauls.
• Rule #19 No one likes a smarty pants so play dumb, but not too dumb.
• Rule #20 Establish authority early on.