Useless Josh Trivia

Useless Josh Facts

• I weigh more than my dog Lucy.
• I consume over 10 pounds of food each week but still manage to lose weight.
• I've grown several inches since birth.
• I brush my teeth with tooth paste.
• I once slept 17 1/2 hours in a single day.
• I once went 38 hours without sleep.
• I can run slightly faster than an armadillo but not as fast as a cheetah.
• I get an average of 3.63 colds per year.
• I get hot when I'm in a sleeping bag. So hot that I make drops of water form on the inside of the tent.
• My career batting average is .000. On the bright side, I've never made an error in 4 seasons.
• I went all the way from Pennsylvania to Georgia and bought a t-shirt made 20 miles from my house.