THE LEGEND OF
TIM THE TEST RAT
Tim attacks.
Tim the Test Rat was born in Tokyo on January 34th, 1354. His original master, Hirosheri Takanora, was killed in a raid at Shoalin. Ancient Ninja Masters then raised Tim to be a martial arts superstar in underground hamster fighting tournaments.
Skip ahead hundreds of years...
Tim was tired of fighting, running from his past. So he was adopted by some gypsies. The gypsies put him on our door step. Knowing of his fragile age, we decided to turn him into a test rat. We make him fight cats and other mean animals for our own amusement. We never give him water, and he is forced to eat pieces of his own flesh as food.
Tim hacking the pentagon.
Tim pranking old people.