I don't drive in circles, at any cost,
I can admit when I am lost,I shave my legs, sit down to pee,
I can justify any shopping spree,Not to a barber but a beauty salon,
I can get a massage without a hard-on Let me tell you men, listen to me boys, those things in your pants that you treat like toys, you love them more than we ever will,we'd rather suck on a cold pickled dill.
I spend 2 hours preparing for a date,only to find that you're 2 hours late,
I don't watch movies with a whole lot of gore,
I don't need instant replay to remember the score,
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch, and just 'cuz I'm assertive dont call me a bitch.
I don't go to Sears to look at the tools,
I dont have to cheat to win at poker, I follow the rules
I never smoke any cigars,I don't have to pay for my drinks at the bars,
I don't punch my friends, just to say hi,and it is okay for me to cry,
I know all you men just think that you're IT but compared to a woman, you just ain't SHIT !!!!!