Could You.......?

Could you smother me with 
kisses each time I enter
the room, even though
I've only been gone for 
30 seconds?




Could you always think I 
look great,
no matter what I have on?




Could you savor whatever I 
put in front of you,
even though it's straight 
from the can?




Could you forgive anything 
and never hold a grudge,
especially when it's 
my fault?




Could you never have 
a bad day?




Could you like my 
dirty clothes and 
smelly gym shoes,
the dirtier and 
smellier the better?




Could you not mind when 
I say you have 
death breath?




Could you be interested 
in meeting new people, 
but always come back 
to me?




Could you pant for me?




Could you take it in 
stride when I pull 
your nose out of other 
people's business?




Could you lick my toes?




Could you always bump 
into doorways and 
walls in your rush 
to greet me?





Could you always
be nice to my
family and friends?




Could you not care 
if people stare when
you're doing leg lifts?




Could you just spit 
it out of there's 
something you 
don't like?




Could you be sorry 
if you bark at me?




Could you always be 
thrilled to go on a 
drive or an errand,
as long as it's with me?




Could you follow 
me anywhere?




Could you announce 
it's bedtime when 
huge yawns that 
squeak at the end?




Could you never stop 
heavy breathing in 
my ear?




Could you hunt 
around for 
what's new to do 
and see?




Could you leave 
when I say it's time 
to go home?




Could you never 
change how you 
feel about me?




Could you whimper 
and whine when 
we're apart?




Could you entertain 
me when you sleep 
by snorting and 
playing in the air?




Could you always 
nuzzle my neck?




Could you warn the 
whole neighborhood 
when things go bump 
in the night?




Could you always 
protect me?




Could you prowl 
the streets and alleys 
for something unusual 
to bring home?




Could you always curl 
up beside me?




Could you never 
stop putting your 
head in my lap?




Could you always be 
the same little youngster 
inside, even when you're
old and gray?




Could you jump me 
within two seconds 
of when I walk in 
the door?




Could you always 
keep me warm?




Could you let me 
read the newspaper 
before you tear 
into it?




Could you always 
wake me up with 
a kiss?




Could you point out 
interesting people 
and things, 
even if you have to 
drag me over to see 
them?




Could you never 
criticize me?




Could you work out 
my arms as well as 
my legs every time
we go for a walk?




Could you worship 
the Frisbee?




Could you never 
hesitate to ask 
for seconds?




Could you stop 
if I restrained 
you?




Could you answer 
the door prepared 
to defend me 
from strangers 
and people in 
uniforms?




Could you feel 
OK if you lose 
some hair?




Could you love 
the smell of my
hair, my hands, 
my clothes, my 
ears…and any- 
and everything?




Could you bury 
and forget any 
bones I pick 
with you?




Could you always 
be happy with what 
you have?




Could you 
never complain?




Could you eat red 
meat and not be 
too 
dainty to pick up 
and gnaw the bone?




Could you always 
take my side?




Could you understand
my moods and not blame
me for having them?




Could you never 
bite my head off?




Could you show how 
much you like the 
furniture by
jumping and climbing 
all over it?




Could you always 
be gentle and
sweet to children?




Can you always 
do your best?




Could you go to 
the curb when 
I say "on your 
mark, get set, 
go"?




Could you lie 
down with me 
by the fire?




Could you not 
mind feeling 
chained to me?




Could you stand 
it if I tied you
up with bristly 
rope instead of 
satin?




Could you give 
me little tiny 
love nips when
you get excited?




Can you stay 
when I ask?




Could you always 
let me know where 
you are by
sprawling full-length
on the floor?




Could you wonder 
at the beauty of 
every stick and 
rock and squirrel?




Could you be eager 
to have a ball?




Could you like 
my cooking enough 
to slurp and gulp 
your food?




Could you always 
keep a secret?




Could you take 
a whiff and tickle 
the backs of my knees?




Could you nibble 
my fingers?




Could you never 
get mad at me, 
even when I'm 
yanking your chain?




Could you accept it 
when I say "no"?




Could you grin and 
wiggle your ears 
when I say your name?




Could you always 
listen and hang
on my every word?




Could you sniff 
out new trails 
that are off the 
beaten path?




Could you find 
your way back to 
me even if you 
were lost?




Could your eyes 
always shine at me 
with love and 
acceptance?




Could you be 
my best friend 
and constant 
companion?




Could you never 
be embarrassed 
by public displays
of affection?




Could you always 
enjoy petting?




Could you tap dance 
though the door 
when we go out?




Could you help 
clean out the 
refrigerator?




Could you shake 
hands and speak
when you're 
introduced?




Could you not 
take it personally 
when I ask you 
to be quiet?




Could you share 
my love of the
great outdoors?




Could you celebrate 
each spring by 
helping me dig up 
all the flowerbeds?




Could you quiver 
with happiness 
just being near me?




Could you not mind 
when I push you
away because you're 
drooling?




Could you let me 
dress you up and 
take silly photos 
just because they
make me smile?




Could you cherish 
the little presents 
I give you, 
like used tennis balls 
and worn-out socks?




Could you tolerate 
me keeping you on 
a short leash 
when we're in public?




Could you never 
growl or snap at me?




Could you give up 
your favorite chair 
for me?




Could you beg 
for my attention?




Could you love to 
drive with the windows 
down and feel the wind
in your face?





Could you always 
point the way?




Could you help me 
with the dishes and 
polish off the 
leftovers?




Could you time 
your bathroom stops 
so they fit my 
schedule?




Could you always 
be ready for a great 
roll in the dirt or
the leaves, or the hay?




Could you always 
be there?




Could you conserve 
towels by shaking dry?




Could you always 
be ready to play?




Could you yelp 
for joy at the
sound of my footsteps?




Could you let me run 
my fingers though 
your hair?




Could you suffer 
though bubble baths 
because I love how
they make you smell?





Could you leap tall 
tables in a single 
bound to personally
deliver the mail?




Could you always 
chase me?




Could you put me 
first in your life 
before the newspaper 
or any outside interest?




Could you always 
understand?




Could you not mind 
if there's not a clean 
glass and you have to
drink from the faucet?




Could you help 
water the grass?




Could you control 
your killer instinct 
even when it's brought 
on my insufferable 
cattiness?




Could you flop down 
and relax in any 
situation?




Could you bound 
up in ecstasy 
when my car turns 
into the driveway?




Could you clean up 
any spills on the 
kitchen floor?




Could you never 
have trouble 
rolling over and 
going to sleep?




Could you not snarl 
when I tickle your 
feet?




Could you be a 
beach bum and
chase the waves 
with me?




Could you cut loose 
and howl at the moon?




Could you always shudder 
on the way to see 
the doctor?




Could you trust me?




Could you try not 
to make big messes 
for me to clean up?




Could you never worry?




Could you help me 
get out of bed each 
morning by slowly
pulling off the covers?




Could you get a 
haircut when you're
looking a little shaggy?




Could you empty 
the trash?




Could you jump 
though hoops for me?




Could you always care?




Could you never 
expect expensive gifts?




Could you always 
be kind?




Could you always 
have a warm shoulder 
to lean on?




Could you help 
me up when I fall?




Could you be content
if I fenced you in?




Could you be patient?




Could you not be 
self-conscious 
about your body?




Could you be a 
connoisseur of 
water-tasting 
from puddles and 
creeks and pools?




Could you slink 
along with your 
belly on the floor 
whenever you're 
in the doghouse?




Could you never 
chew me out?




Could you catch 
whatever I toss 
your way?




Could you never 
stop pawing me?




Could you leave a 
little trail of footprints 
so I never have to 
wonder where you are?




Could you share 
your favorite things 
with me?




Could you never be 
embarrassed when nature 
calls?




Could you make a 
splash wherever you go?




Could you be so 
comfortable with me 
that sometimes you 
just doze off?




Could you always 
track down anything?




Could you love it 
when the sink leaks 
and you get to 
mopo it up yourself?




Could you always 
have a hot body?




Could you always 
answer to pet names 
like "baby" 
and "Precious" and 
not think they sound 
ridiculous?




Could you lap 
up my sweat?




Could you dedicate 
your life to me?