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I Didn't Promise You a Rose Garden
The Garden of Eden
   
Why God Created Adam and Eve!
The Top 10 Reasons
10. Adam would frequently become lost in the
garden because he would not ask
for directions.
9. One day Adam would require someone to
locate and hand him the remote.
8. Adam would never go out and buy himself a new
fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore
need Eve to buy one for him.
7. Adam would never be able to make a doctor's
dentist's or hair appointment by himself.
6. Adam would never remember which night
to put the garbage on the curb.
5. If the world was to be populated, men would never
be able to handle the pain and discomfort of
child bearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never
remember where he left his tools.
3. Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on
when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says,
"It is not good for man to be alone."
1. When God finished the creation of Adam,
He stepped back, scratched his head, and said,
"I can do better than that."
Eve would love a visit!
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