"Please watch out for loose floorboards, exposed wiring, and falling chandeliers..."

The main purpose of this piece was to inform visitors to my site that it was still being worked on (now you didn't seriously expect me to use one of those standard web images, did you?), but it also pokes fun at the sex-symbol status of the Phantom and Raoul and the actors that portray them.

Diet Coke break, anyone?