April 2003
Media: technical pen, digital

It's a three-peat! Reports of Joel Schumacher wanting to cast younger for the role of the Phantom in the feature film sent a collective shiver down the spines of phans everywhere.

In response to that statement, I subjected myself to hours upon hours of boy-band music. And after the subsequent brain-hemmorage came this teen-pop version of the ALW musical: Britney Spears as Christine, and Backstreet Boys Nick Carter and AJ McLean as Raoul and the Phantom, respectively.

Hey, why don't they just update it even more and have the prologue's auction take place on ebay?