If any of you remember, several of Elvis Presley's personal belongings went up for auction in late '99. Among the items I recall seeing on a news report was his jeweled eagle cape, and the thought occurred to me (and no, I don't take drugs. My mind just works this way sometimes), "Elvis was dressing like the Phantom back then! And when you pair it with that white jumpsuit with the big collar, well..." A quick rifling through some old LPs and you've got yourself a hunka-hunka music of the night.

I should've cast Ann-Margaret as Christine. Now THAT would have been funny...