This business proposal started out as a "business roposal" but you get the point so enjoy!!!
To" Jennifer Bastille
Subject: "BUSINESS ROPOSAL"
ATTN:DIRECTOR/CEO
Sir,
This contact is tantamount to an unflinching desire to establish a long mutual business relationship based on trust and mutual understanding.
I am Mr.MUHAB, the payment Co-Ordinator of ECO INTERNATIONAL BANK PLC(Lagos-Nigeria).During the course of investigation it was found that the sum of US$12.5M (Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) has been lying dormant in a suspense account of our bank. On June 6, 1997, a Foreign Oil consultant/contractor with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), Late ENG.ANDREW WILSON made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$12,500,000.00,(Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars Only) in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation that ENG.ANDREW WILSON died from an Automobile accident. On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that ENG.ANDREW WILSON did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to Nigerian Law, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government if nobody applies to claim the fund. Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a Foreigner to stand in as next of kin to late ENG.ANDREW WILSON. I am writing you because I as a public servant cannot operate a foreign account or have an account that is more than $1m. All these are to make sure that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some irresponsible bank officials. I solicit for your assistance in transferring this money into your foreign account for personal investment purpose. Having found out that your city are known for business acumen and trustworthiness in business dealings. Because of this I have to solicit for your assistance and understanding,with an unflinching faith that you will not betray me in this business.This is the reason why I am asking for your assistance to enable me invest the fund in your city,settle down with my family and also have you as my mentor.If you can handle the transfer for our joint benefit please get back to me so we can discuss,as what is required now is either for us to have you as his next of kin or to transfer the money in your name. I want you to understand that this transaction must be kept in utmost confidentiality and secrecy because the bank here might claim the fund if they got to know.Thank you for your co-operation in advance with an assurance that this is the beginning of our long term business relationship.
We will discuss the percentage due when we talk. I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Yours sincerely,
MR. MUHAB
PAYMENT CO-ORDINATOR
ECO INTERNATIONAL BANK PLC
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Date: Fri, 16 May 2003 02:07:33 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Jennifer Bastille"
Subject: I am interested
To: muhab55@yahoo.com
Hi Muhab
I got your message about a Business Roposal. What is exactly a Roposal. Can u explain that to me. I have never heard of that word. Roposal sounds like something I would name my pet gila monster. But I am interested in what you have. You got my attention. For a few million dollars I will definitly take your Roposal!!
Jennifer
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Date: Tue, 20 May 2003 07:20:06 -0700 (PDT)
From: "mr. muhab muhab"
Subject: Re: I am interested
To: "Jennifer Bastille"
Hi Jennifer Bastille,
HOW ARE YOU HOPE ALL IS WELL I DID NOT MEAN WHAT YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT BUT THIS IS A BUSINESS PROPOSAL.I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU ARE INTERESTED AND IF YOU NOT YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND NAME YOU MONSTER THE NAME CALLED ROPOSAL.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS
MR. MUHAB
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Date: Tue, 20 May 2003 09:14:38 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Jennifer Bastille"
Subject: Re: I am interested
To: "mr. muhab muhab"
Hi Mr Muhab
Sorry for the confusion. I am very interested in your business proposal. Please can you tell me more about this. Juggling juggernauts jogging on jars. So what can I do on my end. Please get back to me.
Jennifer
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Date: Wed, 21 May 2003 02:48:08 -0700 (PDT)
From: "mr. muhab muhab"
Subject: Re: I am interested
To: "Jennifer Bastille"
Hi Jennifer Bastille,
How are you, hope all is well with you and your family? Thank God for that.Well i have to say that i don't think you are interested in this proposal because of the way sound here in your last message is like you are joking with it. So please if you know you are really interested just reply me with a good detail of yours. your faithfuly,
Mr Muhab
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Date: Wed, 21 May 2003 09:35:31 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Jennifer Bastille"
Subject: Re: I am interested
To: "mr. muhab muhab"
Hi Mr Muhab
I am very interested in your proposal. Where did you get that silly idea. You were the one joking with me by saying to name my monster Roposal. But anyway how can we proceed on this transaction, please tell me more. Please lighten up a little, you sound too up tight. Is there anything I have to do on my end. What details are you looking for. My name is Jennifer Bastille owner of the Mobile Home Scat Club here in California. I need to know how did you find me here.
Jennifer
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Date: Thu, 22 May 2003 09:47:39 -0700 (PDT)
From: "mr. muhab muhab"
Subject: Re: I am interested
To: "Jennifer Bastille"
Attn: Jennifer Bastille,
Thank for your mail of today, We need to speak orally, So that i can enlighting you on the deal, So should send me your telephone number and fax.
Regards
Mr. Muhab
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Date: Fri, 23 May 2003 01:04:23 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Jennifer Bastille"
Subject: Re: I am interested
To: "mr. muhab muhab"
Hi Mr Muhab
I am ready for this great deal you have for me. Please tell me more. Oh here is my phone number xxxxxxxxxx in Korea. I am currently blowing skanky men here in Korea. So is there any way you can ship me the money through the mail in a big black box. I can pick it up at the airport of post office. That may be the easy way of doing things. Right now I am in Korea on a business trip. Last night I got drunk and ended up peeing on this old guys face by mistake. It was horrible, some clown decided to taky my picture and put it on the internet. How can somebody be so cruel. Please get back to me.
