"Da Shitkickers get rowdy with Danny Boy Williams"
Here is a an interesting business proposal made out to me. It starts out as Danny is Butthead in Charge. Well he ends up being a butthead after I get through with him. I play “Scooter Smeek” and the scammer is named Dan Williams. Follow along with Scooter Smeek and his band buddies in Da Shitkickers for a load of barnyard fun!!!!!
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Dear Sir,
I am Mr.Dan Williams, Butthead in charge of cleaning the Standard Trust Bank, Lagos,Nigeria on the night shift. I am making up the following because I don't have a brain in my head and I think that everyone else
has an IQ like mine. On January 6,1998, a Foreign Oil Consultant/contractor with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, Mr. James Herbert made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$20,000,000.00 (Twenty Million United States Dollars) in my branch.Upon maturity,
I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation that
Mr. James Herbert died from an automobile accident. On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. James Herbert did not declare any next of kin or relations in all
his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank.This sum of US$20,000,000.00 has carefully been moved out of my bank to a security company for safekeeping. No one will ever come
forward to claim it. According to Nigerian Law, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government if nobody applies to claim the fund. Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a Foreigner to stand in as the owner of the money I deposited it in a security company
in two trunk boxes though the security company does not know the contents of the boxes as I tagged them to be photographic materials for export. I am writing you because I as a public servant I cannot operate a
foreign account or have an account that is more than $1m. I want to present you as the owner of the boxes in the security company so you can be able to claim them with the help of my attorney. All these are to make
sure that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government
officials. This is simple. I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the Attorney will prepare the necessary documents, which will put you in place as the owner of the boxes. The money will be shared in the ratio of 70% for me and 25% for you and 5% will take care of all expenses. There is no risk at all as the Attorney will do all the paperwork for this transaction and this will guarantee the
successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply, upon your response, I shall then
Provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction.
Please observe with utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country. Awaiting your urgent reply via my private email to indicate your interest. danwilliams@hknetmail.com
Thanks and regards.
MR.DAN WILLIAMS
danwilliams@hknetmail.com
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Date: Wed, 27 Nov 2002 18:50:18 -0800 (PST)
From: "Scooter Smeek"
Hi Daniel my friend
Your proposal is very interesting. You mentioned that your were the "Butthead in Charge". Whats it like being a Butthead in charge. I never heard of a business proposal start out this way. Any how I am willing to do business with you. Please let me know what we need to do so we can both be rich!!
Mr Scooter Smeek
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From: "dan WILLIAMS"
DEAR SCOOTER SMEEK,
THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR YOUR REPLY TO MY PROPOSAL, AND YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF THE SUBJECT MATTER IN THIS CASE,WHICH IS TO MAKE YOUR SELF AVAILABLE TO THE SECURITY COMPANY FOR THE MAIN PURPOSE OF SIGNING,CLEARING AND COLLECTING THE CONSIGNMENT FUND AS MY PARTNER/FOREIGN BENEFICARY AT YOUR CONVINENT TIME BUT WITHIN TWO TO THREE WEEKS OF MY RECEVING YOUR FINAL INFORMATION AND ALL APPROVALS GOTTEN FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY WHERE THIS FUND WAS DEPOSITED.
I WILL ENGAGE THE SERVICES OF AN ACCREDITED SENIOR ADVOCATE IN THIS COUNTRY TO DO ALL THE PAPER WORK AS WELL AS UP DATING ALL RECORDS TO READ YOUR NAME FROM THE TWO MINISTIES HERE IN THIS COUNTRY BEFORE WE NOW PRESENT YOU TO PUT UP CLAIMS TO COLLECT OUR MONEY. FOR DOING THIS YOU WILL BE ENTITILED TO 25% OF THE TOTAL MONEY BUT WE CAN ONLY MOVE THE MONEY IN WHEN ALL THE DOCUMENTS ARE READY TO ENAIBLE
YOU COLLECT THEM SAFELY AND THEN BANK IT IN YOUR BANK IN YOUR COUNTRY. I WILL WANT YOU! READ THIS AGAIN "That James Herbert died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. James
Herbert did not declare any next of kin or relations in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank.This sum of US$20,000,000.00 has carefully been moved out of my bank to a security
company for safekeeping. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to Nigerian Law, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government if nobody
applies to claim the fund. Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a Foreigner to stand in as the owner of the money I deposited it in a security company in one trunk box though the security company does not know the contents of the box as I tagged them to be "photographic materials" for export. I am writing you because I as a public servant I cannot! operate a foreign account or have an account that is more than $1m. I want to present you as the owner of the box in the security company so you can be able to claim them with the help of my attorney. All these are to make sure that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials."
PLEASE KINDLY GIVE US YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBER WHICH INCLUDE YOUR MOBLE PHONE IF ANY AND YOUR NATURE OF JOB,YOUR STATE AND WHERE YOU ARE FROM.
THANK YOU AND HOPE TO HERE FROM YOU SOON,MY PRIVATE NUMBER IS
+234=8033297836.FELL FREE TO CALL ME ANY TIME.
PLEASE USE THIS MAIL BOX FOR YOUR REPLY:danwilliams7@accountant.com
DAN WILLIAMS.
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Date: Thu, 28 Nov 2002 22:41:34 -0800 (PST)
From: "Scooter Smeek"
Hi Dan
Thank you for your email. Right now I am in the middle of moving back to Opelika Alabama to be reunited with my music band Da Shitkickers. I do not have a phone. The fax I do have is my email. All you have to do scan any documents and send them to me via attachement. My band/company name is Da Shitkickers, please don't laugh, its a catchy name. We play good 'ol American Blue Grass music. We are a travelling band, my band buddies, Billie Bob, Chucky Dooks, Cooter, and Chump on the drums are reuniting for once. When sending any documents please use my band/company name of (DA SHITKICKERS) for tax purposes. I am originally from Arkansaw. All we like to do is kick back and drink beers and play music and get laid with some fine ass chicks even though we are big fat ugly hillbillies. The chicks like us cause we got money.This money you give us will help out our band alot and help us get laid more often.Right now we have only $350000 in our revolving budget. The extra millions will help out fine. With this money I plan on building a strip bar and brothel. When you and I get rich I will invite you to one of our parties. We will get you a fine woman so you can get laid as well.Please get back to me.
Scooter
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From: "dan WILLIAMS"
DEAR SCOOTER SMEEK,
HOW ARE YOU AND MEMBERS OF YOUR BAND THE GREAT { DA SHITKICKERS} ?
SORRY FOR NOT REPLYING YOU ON TIME THE REASON FOLLOWS THAT I WAS TRYING TO RAISE MONEY TO GIVE TO THE LAWYER WHO IS GOING TO ARRANGE ALL THE DOCUMENTS AND MAKE THEM READY FOR THE MONEY TO BE TRANSFERED IN YOUR NAME DA SHITKICKERS.
ALL MODELITIES ARE IN GOOD SHAPE, THERE WILL BE NO PROBLEM I AM MAKING GOOD EFFORTS TO MAKE SURE WE RECEIVES THIS MONEY THIS XMAS SO THAT I CAN JOIN YOU GUYS UP IN THE USA FOR MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT.
PLEASE CAN YOU TRY AND CALL ME I AM DIEING AND LONGING TO HEAR YOUR VOICE. MY DIRECT NUMBER IS THIS+234-8033297836.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
DAN WILLIAMS.
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From: "dan WILLIAMS"
DEAR SCOOTER SMEEK,
I HOPE YOU GOT MY MAIL OF TODAY I WANT TO BE SURE YOU GOT IT KINDLY CALL ME TO LET ME KNOW.
MY DIRECT LINE IS 234-8033297836.
BYE.
DAN WILLIAMS
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Date: Mon, 2 Dec 2002 08:48:36 -0800 (PST)
From: "Scooter Smeek"
Hi Dan
Just got done doing a gig in Mississippi. We played in this redneck hillbilly bar called the The Bikers Hellhole. What a name huh! Basically it is filled with rowdy, drunk, gun toting, low IQ, fat bikers who got nutthin' better to do than to cause trouble. I tried calling your number but all I get is a busy tone. Is there an alternative number. As soon as we get our apartment on Dec 13th we will have a phone.Go ahead and send me the documents via email. Make sure my band's name is on it so we can get tax right offs. I can't wait for this to go through. Once we have the money you and I will be having fun. Foobius Raeel. Let me know of anything else.
Scooter
Lead Singer and Lead Guitarist/ Da Shitkickers
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From: "dan WILLIAMS"
DEAR SCOOTER SMEEK,
I THANK GOD SO MUCH READING THROUGH YOUR MAIL AND ALWAYS HEARING THAT YOUR BAND IS ALWAYS BUSY PLAYING FROM ONE STATE IN AMERICA TO THE OTHER, I AM VERY HAPPY WITH YOU AND YOUR BAND AFTER WE HAVE COLLECTED THIS MONEY AND INVESTED SOME IN YOUR BAND/GROUP THEN I WILL HAVE TIME TO BE TRIPING ALONG WITH YOU GUYS.
I HAVE SUCCEDED BY THE POWER OF GOD TO TRANSFER THE MONEY OUT OF THE SHOR OF THIS COUNTRY .AFTER PAYING THE LAWYER THROUGH THE HELP OF FRIENDS BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE MUCH FOR NOW PENDING WHEN OUR MONEY COME THROUGH.
THE MONEY IS ON HIS WAY TO YOUR COUNTRY AND THE ACCOUNT YOU WILL PROVIDE IN YOUR COUNTRY WHEN THE TIME COMES BUT FOR NOW I HAVE TRANSFERED THE MONEY THROUGH A BANK IN CAYMAN ISLAND CALLED CREDIT RIMS.
I WILL WANT YOU TO FIND OUT FROM THE BANK AS FROM TOMORROW IF THE MONEY IS ALREADY THERE IN THE NAME OF YOUR BAND/GROUP DA SHITKICKERS. YOU WILL FIND THE BANK ON THIS WEBSITE: www.creditrims.net
YOU WILL BE TOLD ON HOW TO MAKE WITHDRAWAL THROUGH THE NET.
THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS BUT PLEASE TRY AGAIN TO CALL ME.
DAN WILLIAMS.
(Seems like our jackass buddy, Dan, expects me to believe there is millions in my new account in my band's name. The website he uses is fake version of the real Credit Rims bank.
The website he uses here is www.creditrims.net in which the owner's name is Ada Igwe, hmm sounds Nigerian to me!! There is however a real Credit Rims bank but its website is www.creditrims.com which is owned by TUCOWS. Note the difference.
Herest the full information from the .net fake version Registrant)(This is getting good):
Ada Igwe
Registered through: WebWeavers Internet Services
Domain Name: CREDITRIMS.NET
Domain servers in listed order:
NS3.1PLANHOST.COM
NS4.1PLANHOST.COM
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Date: Wed, 4 Dec 2002 00:04:51 -0800 (PST)
From: "Scooter Smeek"
Hi Danny Boy
Nice to hear from ya. Man its been a great day with da Shitkickers. We played down in Louisiana in this bar called Tranny's and Granny's. This tour gets weirder by the day. I was dancing with this hot chick while drunk off my ass. I reached down to grab a certain part of her anatomy and WHALAH I was grabbin' a trouser snake! This was the scariest day ever!. The hip chick I found out had a hip DICK. She was a dude! That was embarassing. Has that ever happened to you? How was your day. I said from the last email that I needed a document sent to me indicated that our band is getting the money for tax write offs. Can you email me that document. Also I tried to access the bank info but need a password. Anyway I need that document for my records. When you come to America to join us I will introduce you to my biker buds. They are some rough dudes. This one dude I know, Butcher, threw this one guy through a wall while drinking a beer and and watching Richard Simmons on acid! Talk about psycho! But my peoples is gonna love you for all that you are doing to us. I can't wait to see the money $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Scooter Smeek
Da Shitkickers
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From: "dan WILLIAMS"
DEAR SCOOTER SMEEK,
I AM INDEED VERY HAPPY TO HEAR FROM YOU ALMOST IMMEDIATELY I MOST LET YOU KNOW ONE THING YOU KNOW THAT I ARRANGED THIS PACKAGE BETWEEN YOU AND I FROM MY BANK AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE LATE JAMES HERBERT AND AS AN INSIDER I AM STILL PUTING ALL THE RECORDS STRIGHT IN MY BANK TO READ YOUR BAND NAME DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE DOCUMENT WHEN IT IS READY I WILL SEND THEM TO YOU BUT IF YOU WILL WANT TO DEMAND FOR THE DOCUMENTS FROM MY BANK THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE DESPARCHED DEPARTMENT OFFICIALLY AND THE MANAGER IN CHARG IN PAUL CHIJINDU HIS EMAIL HIS :jinpauly2k@yahoo.com
YOU CAN DEMAND THE DOCUMENTS OFFICIALLY FROM HIM THEN YOU DO NOT HAVE TO CONECT ME OR SAY YOU KNOW ME BUT HE WILL ASK YOU TO SEND YOUR MAILING ADDRESS WHERE YOU WANT HIM TO SEND THE DOCUMENTS THEN YOU WILL SEND TO HIM THE DHL FEE WHICH IS ABOUT $600 DOLLARS, THIS IS SO BECAUSE THE BANK WILL BE SENDING TO YOU THE CLASSIFED BANK DOCUMENTS.
WELL LET ME STOP HERE WE WILL TALK MORE LETTER BUT IF YOU CAN CALL ME.
FINALLY IF YOU CAN I WILL WANT YOU TO DEMAND AND COLLECT THE DOCUMENTS OFFICIALLY THIS WILL MAKE OUR CASE SO REAL AND OFFICIAL.
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR ME IS THE MONEY SO I WILL TRY AND GET THE PASSWORD SO THAT YOU CAN MOVE THE MONEY FASTLY.
REGARDS TO YOUR GROUP/BAND
DAN WILLIAMS.
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Date: Wed, 4 Dec 2002 23:32:33 -0800 (PST)
From: "Scooter Smeek"
Hi Danny my man
How is your day. I tried callin' you but I am now out in the middle of nowhere Alabama. For some reason the phones out here in Hicksville do not go international. We rednecks still use phones from the 1890's. You know one of those phones you hold in one ear and the other you have to talk to the operator. Were lucky enough to get a hold of our neighbors three miles away! Luckily we have a computer! Pretty cool huh. You mentioned $600 for the documents whats that for. I will worry about the document later. You tell the bank dude he is OK with me. Let me know if he has a fine behind. Flying in the sky they notice a cat in the air. Please let me know of the password. I can't wait to see the millions of dollars. You should be at our gig tonight. We will be doin' a Ho Down. Do you know what a ho down is. Well we have a party in the barn and invite women from everywhere and ask them to Ho Down and they hit the floor. Are there any gigilos over there in your country. Do you consider yourself a gigilo, you know a womanizer. Well we are going to get back to our barnyard antics. When you get here I will introduce you to our goats and cows. They would love to have you for a time on the side!
Scooter
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From: "dan WILLIAMS"
DEAR SCOOTER SMEEK,
WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT WHY WOULD I WANT TO MEET GOATS AND COW.
I WILL SEND THE PASSWORD TO YOU IMMEDIATELY THE LAWYER CONFIRMS IT TO ME BUT I AM TOLD NOW THAT YOU ARE SURPOSED TO COLLECT THE DOCUMENTS FROM THE DESPARTCH AND COURIER DEPARTMENT AND SINCE THE FUND HAS BEEN MOVED TO CREDITRIMS BANK YOU MUST BE WITH THE HIGHLY CLASSIFIED DIPLOMATIC DOCUMENT FOR YOUR GOING THROUGH AND KEEPING IT BECAUSE THE DOCUMENT ARE THE EVIDENCE THAT THE MONEY BELONG TO YOUR BAND AND SO THAT WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT OF TAX RELEAF WILL BE GRANTED. SO THE $600 DOLLARS IS WHAT IS REQUIRE FROM YOU DIRECTLY TO THE MANAGER INCHARGE SO THAT HE CAN SEND IT TO YOU OFFICIALLY FROM THE BANK THE MONEY WAS TRANSFERED OUT.
REMEMBER AS A MATTER OF URGENCY YOU NEED TO COLLECT THE BANK HIGHLY CLASSIFIED DIPLOMATIC DOCUMENT WHICH COMFIRMS YOU AND YOUR BAND TOP BE THE OWNER OF THE MONEY.
THANK YOU AND DO GET BACK TO ME AND THE COURIER MANAGER.
REGARDS.
DAN WILLIAMS.
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Date: Fri, 6 Dec 2002 00:50:35 -0800 (PST)
From: "Scooter Smeek"
Danny Dude
Whats up there. Hows da ho's hangin'?! Anyway we are going to Amsterdam for a week leaving on Sunday. We have two gigs we will be playing downtown. I wish you could be there. This is our first European gig. I have never been to Amsterdam before I heard we could gets some fine Holland Booty there!! We can smoke a little reefer together and get high. Anyway back to business. As you can see we are party animals. We likes ta have fun! Would you care to join us in Amsterdam. It would be better if I were to meet you and your courier there. I will introduce you to my band Da Shitkickers and we'll have fun. If you do come you need to let me know what you look like and what you will be wearing. Its better for me to pay for the documents there. In fact if your courier shows up I would be happy to give him $3000 instead of the normal $600. It would be to pay for expenses. Canned beans need nurturing under lamps of purple. We are going to be rich anyway so I would be nice enough to give him that amount. I will also give you $10000 when you arrive in Amsterdam for your share for helping me. Mice in the attic making noise, must check. When will you arrive. I wanna party in the town of scores of whores and weed with you.
Scooter Smeek
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Date: Fri, 6 Dec 2002 00:56:59 -0800 (PST)
From: "Scooter Smeek"
Hi Pauly
This is Scooter from Alabama. I talked to Danny boy Williams and he wants me to pay you $600 for documents. Well what I will do is pay you $3000 and Danny $10000 for coming to Amsterdam in the next few days. Bring the documents with you, this will be a gift from Da Shitkickers,my music band, (funny name eh!) to you and Danny for changing our lives forever. Please you must join us. It will be great. Beers,queers,whores,boars and weed for everyone. We are party animals!!!!
Have fun and looking forward to hear from you!!
Scooter
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From: "dan WILLIAMS"
DEAR SCOOTER SMEEK,
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
IN MY FOLLOWING UP THE MONEY SENT TOP YOU THROUGH CREDITRIMS I CALLED THE BANK CONCERNING THE FUND TO KNOW IF THE MONEY IS DEPOSITED IN THE BANK AND TO COLLECT THE PASSWORD BEHOLD I WAS NOT ATTENDED TO THEY SAID I AM NOT SURPOSED TO BE THE ONE TO ASK OR KNOW ANY THING ABOUT THE MONEY EXCEPT IF I AM THE BONAFIDE BENEFICIARY. I THEN DEMANDED TO SPEAK WITH THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE BANK AND HE MADE A VERY GOOD EXPLANATIONS TO ME WHICH MADE ME VERY SATISFIED.
YOU ARE NOW REQUIRE TO WRITE A LETTER TO THE BANK DEMANDING FOR YOUR MONEY DEPOSITED IN YOUR NAME AND THAT YOU WILL NEED THE PASSWORD TO ACCESS YOUR ACCOUNT AND MAIL IT TO THE BANK ENQUIRY AND SEND ANOTHER COPY TO THE VICE PRESIDENT. THE BANK ENQIRY ADRESS WILL BE FOUND WHEN YOU OPEN THE BANK WEBSITE:creditrims.net WHILE THE VICE PRESIDENT DIRECT MAILING ADRESS IS :MARLON TEGA ROSCOLA INTERNATIONAL OPERATION E MAILL:roscola@myself.com
PLEASE THAT HAS BEEN HOW FAR I WENT TODAY YOU CAN NOW WRITE THE BANK ENQUIRY AND COPY THE VICE PRESIDENT INTERNATONAL OPERATIONS FOR THE MONEY AND THE PASSWORD TO ACCESS THE ACCOUNT.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
DAN WILLIAMS.
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Date: Fri, 6 Dec 2002 22:38:37 -0800 (PST)
From: "jindu paul"
ATTN: MR SCOOTER SMEEK,
I am a senior advocate of Nigeria lawyer who specialises in help out most bank as a financial lawyer.
I received your mail into my box and was inetially confused because I have not met your name before and was wondering how you got exactly my particulars but the moment you measioned some specific items like the cost of sending and approving some classified documents to it`s final destinations and measioning one bankers name Dan williams, I therefor, know what you are reuesting for.
I like you to know that I am a very confortable young man and who is been paid for any legal service I renders, so if you are ready to have me performs this duty for you as well as paying for the stamp duty fee, you must send in the $600 dollars immediately in my name paul chijindu of 54 adelabu street surulere. you have to send the money through western union money transfer which is the fastest way to receive money for all my legal activity.
Pleas note that it is very important and conpulsory for you to have this highly classified bank documents which is the only titiled and evidence that you owns the money in questions.
I have investigated and checked your records with the bank and discovers that a total of $20 million us dollars has been transfered out of this bank into creditrims bank at Cayman Island but like to let you know that the fund was moved not in your name scooter smeek but it was transfered in this name " DA SHITKICKERS" but all approvals to release both the code and the password code to the fund will be gotten by me the moment you send in the $600 dollars.
Note further that you do not need to inrease my fees for not doing my job or joing my legal duties for I take esceptions to your choice of words .
Best Regards.
BARRISTER PAUL CHIJINDU.
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Date: Sat, 7 Dec 2002 00:24:40 -0800 (PST)
From: "Scooter Smeek"
Hey Nutty
What's up I gots yer message. Why you duz want me to send ya's $600 bucks for. I know you is a lawyer. But Danny boy has the millions of dollars and he should pay for the fee. Go ahead and ask Danny to pay for the fee for me. He will pay for it cause he gots the millions remember. Danny is my friend. I am the lead man in the band "Da Shitkickers". As I said in my former email that I want you to meet me in Amsterdam. I would be happy to pay you more than a measely $600 for any fees. I do business face to face. Or would you want me to come to your country to do business. I can do that. But I have to wait for my gigs to be done here in Amsterdam. If I do have to send you $600 you will have to show me proof of identification. You must be willing get a picture of yourself holding a sign in big black letters saying " I PHUK KATS 4 PHUN"" which is a term from Thailand..
Thank you
Scooter Smeek
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Date: Mon, 9 Dec 2002 19:39:09 -0800 (PST)
From: "Scooter Smeek"
Hey Danny Boy
I have't heard from you. Where do I send the $600 to. I thought we were in business.
Scooter
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From: "dan WILLIAMS"
DEAR SCOOTER SMEEK,
HOW ARE YOU TODAY, I GOT YOUR MAIL AND WHAT YOU HAVE JUST ASK ME PLEASE THE LAWYER IN CHARGE OF THE CASE THAT IS THE PERSON YOU WILL SEND THE MONEY TO THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER IN HIS NAME :BARRISTER PAUL CHIJINDU.
HAVE YOU WRITEN TO CREDITRIMS VICE PRESIDENT MARLON ROSCOLA YET?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATIONS .
DAN WILLIAMS.
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Date: Mon, 9 Dec 2002 23:13:23 -0800 (PST)
From: "Scooter Smeek"
Yo Marscola
I just got word from Danny Boy Williams that I should write to you about seeing millions of dollars in my new bank account. I am Scooter Smeek of the band Da Shikickers" and I do it best if ya know what I mean. What should I do to get my riches. They want me to send $600 dollars but all I got is $419.00 on me. Should I send that to you or what. Do you want to join us with our band to get some fine ass,boobs and beer for an all night party.
Scooter Smeek
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From: "dan WILLIAMS"
DEAR SCOOTER SMEEK,
HOW ARE YOU AND WHAT IS HAPPENING , HAVE YOU CALLED UP THE VICE PRESIDENT ROSCOLA ON HIS :roscola@myself.com
HAVE YOU SEND THE $600 TO THE LAWYER
DO GET BACK TO ME
DAN WILLIAMS
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Date: Wed, 11 Dec 2002 00:14:08 -0800 (PST)
From: "Scooter Smeek"
Whats up Jackalope Danny
Hey its a party here. I sent an email to Credit Rims and it came back as a bad email address. Long after the bird shouts with purple Teletubby in the Amazon. As you can see I am a redneck who knows nothing about Western Union and how to send money by electricity. How do I give you dollar bills through wires it makes no sense to me. How about this can you send me the money in a big black box to an address or otherwise teach me how to use Western Union. Western Union is the name of an outlaw gang in Texas. Those guys you don't want to fuck with. Last year the Western Union gang shot up a small town in the name Janis Joplin. Anyway party hard and hope to hear from ya!!
Cheers there Danny Boy
Scooter
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From: "dan WILLIAMS"
DEAR SCOOTER SMEEK,
I JUST READ THROUGH YOUR VERY UNGARDED MAIL BUT COULD NOT UNDERSTAND BUT ONE THING I CAN PICK FROM ALL IS THAT YOU MIGHT WANT THE MONEY SENT TO YOU, WELL I CAN WORK THAT OUT BUT THAT WILL BE WHEN YOU GET TO HOLLAND COS A BRANCE OFFICE OF WHERE THE MONEY IS THERE.
WHEN WILL YOU BE IN HOLLAND?
WOULD YOU WANT THE MONEY SENT IN HOLLAND?
ARE YOU SERIOUS OVER THIS PROJECT THEN ALWAYS TALK STRIGHT AND WHAT WE CAN UNDERSTAND.
HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON
DAN WILLIAMS.
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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 2002 23:06:06 -0800 (PST)
From: "Scooter Smeek"
Hi Danny Boy
Man Amsterdam is great! You should be here. I am already in Amsterdam. I will be here until end of December. When will you arrive? Are you going to come. Why did you ask me if I am serious or not. I am very serious about this business. I am trusting in you for this money so we can celebrate. Can you come to Amsterdam. If you do I need you to send me your flight details and what you will be wearing. 300 lb chubby bunnies are found in the far reaches of the Gobi desert. I just want to have fun and live life. I would like you to come here with the money if you can. Right now I am stoned off my ass. You gotta try this Amsterdam weed man. It will knock your balls off. I will show you some great "Coffee Shops" downtown and some 5Euro hookers as well. Its a party here. Also are you willing to be with a tranny. I can introduce you to a tranny. Please get back to me!!
Scooter of Da Shitkickers
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Date: Tue, 17 Dec 2002 00:32:06 -0800 (PST)
From: "Scooter Smeek"
Whats up Buttfucker in Charge
Hey buttfucker. Haven't heard from you lately. I heard you are a goat raping chicken fucker. Been doing your scams lately. You have been some quality entertainment for me I am glad we went this far. I have been compiling all your emails to send to the Jay Leno show. So in a way I am going to make money off of you without you sending me money, pretty cool huh. See there is no Shitkickers and my name is not Scooter Smeek. My name is Scam Slammer and I slam da scammers with me bustin' rhymes. I did however bust some rhymes for you. Here is an Ode to Danny Boy Williams:
Yo Yo I knew Dan Williams ,he's a stupid 419'er,
If I ever meet him I will give him a nice shiner.
Danny Boy Williams is a stupid little bitch
Cost me nothing to screw with him not even an itch
Even though he rapes chickens for fun
Doesn't even matter he'll even do it under the sun
This is a warning for you, dumbass Danny
Better watch out cause the FBI is gonna kick your fanny
Get Lost
Scam Slammer
(Well looks like Danny Boy don’t wanna email me anymore. Looks like after 3 weeks he finally figured it out. As it stands true that he is the real “Butthead in Charge” as he stated in his first proposal. The www.creditrims.net site has been reported to the Sectet Service because it is a fake website intended to hook innocent victims into the scam)
