" STEERS AND QUEERS"
This is an interesting scammer who at the end was so mad he started to claim his bullshit about being a Muslim. Well we all know that true Muslims do not steal. So this guy is obviously a hypocrite. I play the character "Robert Brow" as well as my ending nick name of "Scam Slammer". The scammer's name is Abbas. Remember these emails are not meant to be racist, homophobic, anti-religious, or discriminatory towards any group of people in any way. Please understand this. The SOLE purpose is to insult the scammer as much as possible. Please enjoy (Steers and Queers" There are some phone and fax numbers that relate to porn sites and the Secret Service! So enjoy
Date: Sat, 16 Nov 2002 13:24:48 -0800 (PST)
From: "Robert Brow"
Subject: Re: (No Subject)
To: usman_cas2004@lycos.com
Oh My
I am so excited. There was another person with your name that sent me an email too. Are you the same person. I am excited about this:
Here is the info you are looking for
Fax:(202) XXX-XXXX
Name: Robert Brow 123 Goatsucker Road, Chasky New York
Bank info: Moonshiners Community Bank Acct 33425532 Checking
Company name: Steers and Queers
(Oh I can't wait for the money to show, when the Secret Service gets his fax, he will be in a lot of trouble)
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FROM THE SCAMMER ABBAS USMEN
To: usman_cas2004@lycos.com
Date: Sat, 16 Nov 2002 22:51:30 +1100
From: "USMAN ABBAS"
Subject: (No Subject)
Dear Friend,
It is with confidence that I make this urgent business proposal to you. I am Dr. Tunde Obasanjo, I am the First Son to the President of Federal Republic of Nigeria,President Olusegun Obasanjo. I have been assigned by my father to seek for a foreign partner in transfer of the sum of USD $12MILLION USD.This money emanated from a deliberate over a particular contract award to ME by my father in JULY 2RD 2001, but due to the contract has not been carried out and my father is about to hand over power. I decided to transfer this money to any available offshore bank account.Now Nigerian law enforcement agency (NLEA) are present on our neck searching for government properties, do to fear, my father told me to transfer this money out of African countries that (NLEA) may discover this money since it is within African. Meanwhile, I have agree that I will offer you 25% of the money for providing the necessary assistance. It is my privilege to inform you that the secret nature of this transaction should be maintained because of the caliber of the people involve like bank manager of local bank where the money is presently into, I have taken measures to ensure that there are no risk involved. We have estimated that this transaction will be concluded withina short period of time. More information will be giving to you as soon as I receive your acceptance by providing;
YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS
YOUR BANK NAME,ADDRESS AND ACCOUNT
YOUR COMPANY NAME IF AVAILABLE
My regards,
Dr. Tunde Obasanjo
(Ah, just what I was waiting for the great deal! This is it. Quit the bullshit and show me the Benjamins! Notice how this assclown changes his name throughout the emails)
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Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 00:56:23 -0800 (PST)
From: "Robert Brow"
Subject: Re: OK! FILL THIS FORM
To: usman_cas2004@lycos.com
Hi Abbas
You got my name wrong its Brow not Brown. Please put all my documents under my company name of "STEERS AND QUEERS" and email me a copy of the documents with my company name on it. This is for tax write offs.
YOUR FULL NAME Robert Brow
YOUR ADDRESS: 123 Goatsucker Road, Chasky New York 10023
YOUR BANK NAME AND ADDRESS: Moonshiners Community
Bank , 24 Tyler Dr, Chasky New York 10023
YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBER: Fax xxx-xxx-xxxx
YOUR AGE: 48
YOUR COMPANY NAME AND ADDRESS: Steers and Queers
BENEFICIARY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER: 33425532 Checking
Robert Brow
(Steers and Queers near Goatsucker Road is a pretty cool spot, you gotta go)
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To: "Robert Brow"
Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 00:59:03 +1100
From: "USMAN ABBAS"
Subject: OK! FILL THIS FORM
DEAR BROWN,
THANK FOR YOUR RESPOND ;FILL THE FORM BELOW FOR THE FUND RELEASE OK'
YOUR FULL NAME
YOUR ADDRESS
YOUR BANK NAME AND ADDRESS
YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
YOUR AGE
YOUR COMPANY NAME AND ADDRESS
BENEFICIARY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER
SEND IT BACK TODAY FOR THE ATTORNEY TO PERUSE IT. I AM GOING TO GET ALL
THE PAPERS AND DOCUMENTS FOR YOUR THE MONEY AND REGISTERED IT IN YOUR
NAME. WAITING FOR YOU TODAY. I WILL CALL YOU LATER
REGARDS
USMAN ABBAS
(I just gave you my damn information! What more do you want!)
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Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 08:38:59 -0800 (PST)
From: "Robert Brow"
Subject: Re: WE HAVE SOME BILL TO PAY
To: usman_cas2004@lycos.com
Abbas
Here is my phone and fax:
Fax: (202) xxx-xxxx Phone: 900-xxx-xxxx
Before You call me I need you to email me the documents with my company information on it. I need these for tax write offs. Thanks for this business.
Robert
(Just gave him the Secret Service's 419 division that deals with this type of fraud. The 900 number is well you know a hot gay sexline. Abbas will be surprised!)
(You idiot spell my name right)
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To: "Robert Brow"
Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 23:45:42 +1100
From: "USMAN ABBAS"
Subject: OK WHAT IS YOUR PHONE AND FAX
Dear Brow,
I am sorry for wrong spelling of your name. Please I want to have your PHONE AND FAX NUMBER correctly for easy communication. Later I would want to talk with you on Phone.
Regards,
USMAN USMAN
(How many names do you have)
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To: "Robert Brow"
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 01:43:28 +1100
From: "USMAN ABBAS"
Subject: WE HAVE SOME BILL TO PAY
Dear Brow,
This is to remind to you that I have sent all your particulars to the to the Agencies in charge of this fund. You know we are going to register your company name, pay cost of transfer/handling charges, drug free certificate, and we are going to pay an Attorney in order to obtain all the correct documents that covers the
fund. So I want you to know that we are going to pay some bill to get the money transfer into your bank account, therefore out of the entire bill how are we going to pay bills, if you are to contribute or am I going to pay the entire bill alone??? Any moment you get any letter or e-mail from any government agency or
banks here in Nigeria you should notify me to enable me direct you on what to do. Please try and follow my instruction so that wrong people in my office may not jeopardize this business. Always keep all our transaction confidential both at home and in the office until the money hits your bank account.
Best regards,
USMAN ABBAS
(Ha ha, he wants me to help him pay for expenses) (Don't fall for this, folks)
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Date: Fri, 22 Nov 2002 18:51:46 -0800 (PST)
From: "Robert Brow"
Subject: Re: I SENT ALL THE PAPAERS BY FAX
To: usman_cas2004@lycos.com
Abbas
Please email me the document as an attachment. My fax is not working Please use my company name: STEERS AND QUEERS.
Robert
(The Steers and Queers are waiting)
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To: "Robert Brow"
Date: Sat, 23 Nov 2002 06:59:34 +1100
From: "USMAN ABBAS"
Subject: I HAVE SENT ALL BY FAX
Dear Friend,
I have today sent all the approvals by fax to you all the papers/documents that cover this fund from various ministries that has something to do with transaction. As you can see I pay a lot of money in purchasing the necessary approvals. So I think it is the time for you to follow up this business properly because we are getting to the final stage where the money would hit you bank account. Therefore notify me and moment you observe that there is the fund in your bank account. I will wait to heart from you always by email and fax. But always call me on my phone number.
Best regards,
USMAN ABBAS
(You are so into it)
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Date: Sat, 23 Nov 2002 00:38:19 -0800 (PST)
From: "Robert Brow"
Subject: Re: I SENT ALL THE PAPAERS BY FAX
To: usman_cas2004@lycos.com
Hey Assman Abboos
Oh by the way I was just fucking with you. As you see there is no Robert Brow, no Goatsucker Drive. I can't believe you think there is a road called Goatsucker Drive! Also I did like the last document you sent me, it was pretty funny!. Do you even know what a King Kong Dubble Dong is? Well let me put it to you this way: A King Kong Dubble (Double) Dong is a large two ended dildo which two women and sometimes in your case , two men, pleasure each other! You stick one end in your ass and your silly boyfriend sticks the other end in his ass. Since some of you people hate beautiful women in your country, as I can see from some of the riots, I guess you fuck other guys in the ass because it is illegal for you guys to get laid outside of marriage in your country. Am I right on this? Is it true that you fuck dudes with big harry asses and smelly balls? Hey thats fine by me. You can take the harry dudes and I will take the fine ass female Miss World contestants! Cause we in America enjoy sin, lust and pleasure to the greatest! Hail Satan on that one! One more thing, you are the dumbest fuck I have ever had any contact with. You see I knew about your scam. I take people like you on a ride all the time on their dime. All the places you called cost money on your dime not mine. I sit at my computer and laugh at you while I string you along. I showed my friends the document you sent me and they laughed! You are a comedian. You got me going. I don't know how many brain cells you have in that little noggin of yours but there are more jackasses just like you who are just as dumb. Actually you are the dumbest!!!!! Fuck off! Bitch!
Tootles
Robert Brow da Scam Slammer
(WOW! da Smackdown on Abbas)(I meant for this email to go the other Abbass which is another scammer but I did my job:O) )
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To: "Robert Brow"
Date: Sat, 23 Nov 2002 21:39:07 +1100
From: "USMAN ABBAS"
Subject: HEAR THIS AMERICANS IT IS IMPORTANT
HEAR THIS AMERICANS IT IS IMPORTANT
My dear Friend,
What you guys are paying us via scam is not enough to settle the humiliation, intimidation and damage done to AFRICANS during colonization era. Let me tell you people, it is time for you guys to start paying us for reparation and for the damage done to us; otherwise nobody can restrain us from SCAM. No matter how hard BUSH is, also no amount of effort apply by FIB that that hurt us. Germany is already settling theirs to Israeli. I believe you are aware of that? Therefore tell your Government to legalize fraud and scam OK! OTHERWISE NOTHING CAN BE DONE. So stop talking trash and let face truth since America is collecting peoples oil by force it can never happen to us like that.
Thanks.
(Are you threatening me! I need TP for my bunghole!)Oh my I just can't stop you, but you were dumb enough to follow along with my emails) (Oh poor Abbas did I hurt your feelings :0( ? )
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Date: Sat, 23 Nov 2002 11:32:03 -0800 (PST)
From: "Robert Brow"
Subject: Re: HEAR THIS AMERICANS IT IS IMPORTANT
To: usman_cas2004@lycos.com
Yo Assman Abboos
Quit the bullshit whining about the colonization of Africa. What happened hundreds of years ago is in the past. You are using that as a scapegoat to steal money. I can't believe I strung you along for this long. It was entertaining of you though to write me. I do know people from Nigeria who are hard working and honest people who also condemn you for making them look bad. You see I am going to make money off of you by publishing a book of email scams. I already got quite a few. The publisher will pay me $65000 for the rights. Guess what, you are going to be featured as the No. 1 Jackass of the book. So in a round about way I am making this business work between us. The only thing is you are not getting any money from me and I am going to get rich off of the book from people like you. I thank you for making this possible. However you are still a "DUMBASS". Oh yes we are making good money off of of your oil too. Why don't you get a job or find a business that promotes Nigeria not exploit it.You complain about Nigeria's troubles years ago but you are doing nothing to make that better, in fact you are making it worse for your country. Do you want your children to know as a loser thief. Oh by the way America is comprised of people from all nations in search for freedom so you are also victimizing black people here in America as well. Later on Assclown!
Scam Slammer
(Double Smack Down)
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To: "Robert Brow"
Date: Tue, 26 Nov 2002 00:50:00 +1100
From: "USMAN ABBAS"
Subject: WHAT EVER
IF YOU LIKE PUBLISH YOUR HEAD OR YOUR ASS IN ANY MAGAZINE, I DON'T
CARE. WHAT I AM TELLING YOU IS THAT WE ARE NOT GOING TO QUIT THIS PROFITING
BUSINESS. AMERICAN'S ARE SO CHEAP TO GET. I RESPECT UKARINE AND OTHER FAST COUNTRY AND NOT AMERICA.DO YOU REMEMBER OSAMA BIN LADIN????? JUST HOLD ON ONE DAY SHALL BE ONE DAY. YOU KNOW I AM A MUSLIM. THAT BUSH MAN CALL PRESIDENT MUST HEAR IT. I LOVE BILL CLINTON.WE ARE NOT GOING TO GIVE UP INTERMS OF BUMBING IN THE MARKET PLACE AND THE REST OF PUBLIC PLACES AS A MUSLIM. OK LET LOOK ON WE WILL SEE WHO IS A WINNER.
(You big man. You are a man now. Oh lets who's the winner. Sounds like a desperate scammer who wants the last laugh. I am the one that is laughing!) (Yeah right you are a Muslim, you are a dumb shit) (Since you love Clinton so much why don’t you marry him!)
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Date: Mon, 25 Nov 2002 08:53:36 -0800 (PST)
From: "Robert Brow"
Subject: Re: WHAT EVER
To: usman_cas2004@lycos.com
Yo Shitbucket
You are not a Muslim. True Muslims don't steal. Pull that shit in Saudi and you get your hand chopped off. Osama bin Laden is a little bitch who fucks camels all day long. If we catch Osama we would shave his beard and balls and dress him up in a pink dress and parade him around in prison while he gets ganged raped by a man named Bubba. Yes you are quality entertainment for me every time you waste your money to respond to my emails. The publisher is going to laugh at this. I am making good money off you. Hail to America and hail to SATAN mother fucker. I am the Satanic one. Do you want to worship Satan with me. It will be fun embracing the 7 deadly sins!!!! Here's a solution since some of you false religious freaks want to die do us a favor and kill yourself. That seems to be the trend with people in your fucked up pseudo-religion! Islam does not embrace stealing you little bitch!
Scam Slammer
(da third Smack Down!) ( Looks like I had the last laugh after all, Assclown Abbas is left in tears)
