Rumors of War
Conflict seems inevitable between the ANZACs and Euros as tensions among the two empires grew gradually worse today.
Though the Euro's emperor has not been seen of late, the military governors have been busy strengthening defenses and gathering resources, as the ANZAC threat looms ever larger. Diplomatic ties have been broken and all diplomats have been warned to leave their respective embassies as soon as possible.
When asked for comments on the European defense, minister G-Force stated "We have to get all the armors, weapons and ammunitions out of the bunker, distribute them amongst our fierce warriors. Then we will march into battle, in order to make sure we'll have a battle we'll have to walk carefully as to avoid crushing the occasional ANZAC warrior as he picks up a flower while our army rides towards him."
This was followed by a reply from none other than the ANZAC emperor, BlueSteel, who said "Tis no fun if your opposition is asleep...you can't see the whites of their eyes..I'm glad the Europeans are waking up..And the ANZACS will have a fight on their hands. No one can say that I fight unfairly."
Trading on the Galactic Stock Exchange broke records as shares of ANZAC and Euro defense contractors went to new levels. Pre-war jitters caused some investors to dump stocks, especially in Drengin Death Furnaces, Inc. (GSE: DDF, NASDAQ: DrDF) due to the Drengin's unlucky starting location between the two warring factions. DDF closed yesterday at a 5-year low of 1.2 BC (-34.14).
The rise of Evil Empire continues to make headlines, as they have moved into 12th place, leaping Gone Golders, Space Arachnids, and Terran Federation overnight. This comes as Dark Assassin and Bucman joined the dark group.
The Evil Empire survived a drop-bear mass driver attack as CypherPax attempted to inform the evil overlords of their legal infringements. CypherPax, who is G.R.O.S.S. Company Attorney and Executioner, delivered this message to the Evil Empire:
For the record, GROSS owns exclusive rights to the following evil activities:
1. Piracy.
2. Assassination (acquired via ANZAC when Killa and Wombat defected)
3. Gambling (via the Quack)
4. Smuggling
5. Alien Cuisine and Torture
6. Espionage
7. Dirty Tricks
The Evil Empire responded that they had not violated any existing legal rights, and thus were now within their rights to practice the above mentioned evil activities. And besides, they're evil. They don't have to follow the rules!
We here at the Metaverse Review will continue to follow all the developments from around the galaxy!