The Story Of Christeen

I fink I’ll me write a little story Once upon a time there was a man named Chris who has a very large penis, one day he was out with his girlfriend, Lilly, they where walking through the forest of Feltwell. In their hands they both had big lollies. Lilly really enjoys sucking on things. Lets say Chris has sum thing she hasn’t sucked on yet. She’s sucked loadsa things in her time but not this. So as they have been going out for sum time she decided to pop the question
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"Chris? Can I suck your thing?"
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Well at the sound of this Chris was well chuffed and by the time she had finished saying thing his trousers where round his ankles. But Lilly was confused; she had meant his limited edition Magnum lolly. But she though what the hay. She could use her experience wit other lollys to help her. So she sucked and sucked. Then usually when the time is rite she takes a big bite out of the lolly. Chris was loving it. So she said what the hey again.
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"OH MY GOD THE PAIN!!!" he cried out.
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"What? Did I do summit wrong?" she was confused. Chris soon dumped her after wards. But only to live the rest of his life as a transvestic. He was a hit with the guys and got lots of money. But he soon spent it on lube, but we wont go into that. But he did manage to save up for enough money for a complete sex change. The date is set for the 30th December so in the New Year he will be known as Christiana. So can we all please send him an email to wish him/her luck on the operation?