SPOILERS! You've been warned.
Rated G
Last seen: February 2005
Alice in Wonderland
Kathryn Beaumont, Ed Wynn, Richard Haydn
Directed by: Clyde Geronomi and Wilfred Jackson
Original novel by: Lewis Carroll
ASTRID'S STONER LIST
CHARACTERS
Alice - Silly little girl who follows a white rabbit down a hole into Wonderland. Curiousity killed the cat.
Dinah - Alice's cat. That's all.
White Rabbit - An obsessive compulsive rabbit whom Alice follows down a rabbit hole. He's late.
Chesire Cat - A demented cat who loves getting Alice in trouble.
Dodo - A sailor. He is also demented. But then again, isn't everybody is wonderland?
March Hare - An insane rabbit who celebrates his unbirthday with tea party.
Mad Hatter - Equally insane as the March Hare. Also has his unbirthday.
Tweedle Dee and Tweelde Dum - Two very weird little twin men. They insist on telling Alice stories.
The Walrus & The Carpenter - The main characters of the story Tweelde Dum and Tweedle Dee tell Alice.
Caterpillar - A stoner who likes to piss off Alice. Turns into a butterfly and helps Alice get taller.
Queen of Hearts - Somebody kill this bitch. Everything's her way and she cuts people's head of for trying to comply with her.
PLOT
Alice is sitting outside on a beautiful summer day getting lessons from her sister. She fails to pay attention, instead playing with Dinah. She gets bored and wanders off, imaginging what her own world will be like. This is when she sees the White Rabbit. He's going along at a fast rate and is very late. Curious to see where he's going, Alice follows him down a rabbit hole, where she falls down a trippy tunnel into Wonderland.
She first comes to a room, where the door to the other side tells her she's much too big to fit in through the door. He advises her to drink the bottle on the table. When she does and shrinks, the door tells her that he's locked and she forgot to fetch the key from the table. Being too small to get it, she drinks the last of the bottle and suddenly grows to gigantic proportions. Now, being too large to get through the door again, she begins to cry. Her tears flood the room. She drinks a bottle of her tears and shrinks again and goes through the lock of the door.
On the other side, there is a sea. She runs into the Dodo when she washes up on shore and all the animals are having a caucus race to get dry. She wanders off, only to meet Tweelde Dee & Tweedle Dum who insist on telling her the story of "The Walrus & The Carpenter". Her quest is to find the White Rabbit though, so she sneaks away when Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum being telling another story.
She at last comes to the White Rabbit's house and he mistakes her for Mary-Anne, his house cleaner. Ushered up into his room, she tries a cookie and grows again to gigantic proportions. The White Rabbit thinks she is a monster and enlists the help of Dodo. Dodo's solution is to break all of the White Rabbit's stuff and start a fire. Admist all the wreckage, the White Rabbit realizes how late he is and runs off again. Alice eats another cookie and shrinks to 3 inches.
She wanders into a garden where flowers sing to her. But after mistaking her for a weed, they quickly expell her from their premises. She stumbles upon a hookah-smoking caterpillar who recites to her. After getting into an argument, the catepillar dissappears into smoke. He is now butterfly and tells Alice that one side of the mushroom will make her taller, while one side will make her smaller. After taking a bite, Alice grows to gigantic proportions. She takes another bite and shrinks down. Then, she licks the mushroom and becomes regular height.
She goes off to the forest and meets the Chesire Cat. He tells if he was looking for a White Rabbit, he would go to the Mad Hatter's. At the Mad Hatter's, he and the March Hare are having an Unbirthday Tea Party. After Alice experiences their insane behaviour firsthand, the White Rabbit comes along. The Mad Hatter determines that the clock is 2 days slow and decides to fix it. Admist his fixing, the clock goes mad and the March Hare smashes it. Alice leaves stating:"What a ridicuolous tea party."
After this, she fears she will never get home and begins crying about it. She runs into the Chesire Cat who convices her to visit the Queen of Hearts. The Queen is a cranky old bitch. After a horrible crochet match, she sentences Alice to have her head chopped off. The King convinces the Queen that Alice is entitled to a fair trial. At the trial, Alice eats both mushrooms and grows to be a mile high. After confronting all the cards and the Queen of Hearts, she begins to shrink. Everybody starts chasing her and then she wakes up to realize that it was all a dream.
FAVORITE SCENE
The Unbirthday Tea Party
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