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The Joyful Suicides of Reese Witherly

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Name: Astrid
Nationality: Polish, German (Germish)
Birthday: May 16, 1989 (I'm 16)
Day of Death: Saturday, July 28, 2068 (Watch the seconds until you die)
Hair Color: brown
Eye Color: brown
Height: 5'2" (just barely)
Status: undisclosed
Cost: $1,808,068 (Human For Sale)
Pets: Cats-Felix, Lucie (the original cats in the hats)
Favorite Color: black
Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons, Family Guy, That 70's Show, CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: NY, Law & Order, Law & Order SVU, Law & Order CI, American Dad, Made In Canada, Malcolm In The Middle, Seinfeld, Trailer Park Boys, Frasier
Favorite Bands: Check Music
Favorite Song: The Gnome by Pink Floyd
Favorite Lyric: "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage"-Billy Corgan (Smashing Pumpkins)
Favorite Quote:"How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"-Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas