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| Broadcast Dates | |
|---|---|
| UK Air Date | Fri 13/03/1987 - 4.20pm |
| Repeat Screening | Thurs 24/08/1989 - 4.25pm |
| Copyright Year | MCMLXXXVI (1986) |
| Cast | |
| Starring | |
| T. Bag (Tallulah Bag) | Elizabeth Estensen |
| T. Shirt | John Hasler |
| Debbie | Jennie Stallwood |
| Guest Starring | |
| Winnie De Mille | Jo Warne |
| Max The Millar | Robert Oates |
| Crew | |
| Make Up | Ann Briggs |
| Costume Designer | Raymond Childe |
| Graphic Designer | Alex Forbes |
| Floor Manager | Bobby Webber |
| Production Assistant | Joanna Stewart |
| Written By | Lee Pressman |
| Grant Cathro | |
| Designer | John Plant |
| Producers | Charles Warren |
| Leon Thau | |
| Director | Leon Thau |
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Happy Birthday Dear Tallulah
T-Bag: Right there’s work to be … what?
T-Shirt: Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear…
T-Bag: What’s the matter? Why have you stopped?
T-Shirt: Well I can’t sing Happy Birthday dear T-Bag can I because you don’t like it?
T-Bag: Well sing Happy Birthday Your Majesty.
T-Shirt: That’s not very friendly is it? What is your fist name? What does the T stand for?
T-Bag: None of your business.
T-Shirt: Oh go on tell me, I’d like to know.
T-Bag: You only want to know so you can have a good laugh.
T-Shirt: No I only want to know so I can sing the rest of the song, then you can have your present!
T-Bag: Present eh? Well in that case it’s Tal… (Mumbles)
T-Shirt: What was that?
T-Bag: I said it was T… (Mumbles again)
T-Shirt: I can’t make it out.
T-Bag: Tallulah!
T-Shirt: Don’t mess me about, what is it really?
T-Bag: Tallulah, Tallulah!
T-Shirt: Tallulah, ha ha ha ha ha. Tallulah Bag. Nice name that.
T-Bag: Well get on with it.
T-Shirt: Happy Birthday Dear Tallulah, Happy Birthday to you.
T-Bag: Right, present, present.
T-Shirt: Many Happy Returns of the day Tallulah
T-Bag: Thank you T-shirt, better late than never.
T-Shirt: Hope you like it.
(T-Bag opens up the present and picks out a football)
T-Shirt: Good eh? (T-Shirt Headers the ball)
T-Bag: You stupid boy! It’s my birthday not yours, you’re supposed to give me something that I like.
T-Shirt: You don’t like anything.
T-Bag: I’d like the next gold bell; more than anything I’d like the next gold bell.
T-Shirt: All right I’ll get you that for you.
T-Bag: No, I’m not having you messing things up, leave that to me.
T-Shirt: Well, what can I get you then?
T-Bag: Anyone with any feelings would get a lady some flowers or even a pretty Birthday cake.
T-Shirt: Yes, but, well what would you like?
T-Bag: Very funny! Flowers, birthday cake!
T-Shirt: Leave it all up to me.
T-Bag: Where have I heard that before?
(T-Bag leaves the room and T-Shirt looks in the saucer and sees the tulip field)
T-Shirt: Flowers. Great!
Oh Tulips
T-Bag: Oh tulips, you didn’t magic them up?
T-Shirt: No I picked them fresh, here smell.
T-Bag: Arrrghhh.
 Birthday! |
 Laughter |
 Debbie |
 Winnie |
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