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| Broadcast Dates | |
|---|---|
| UK Air Date | Tues 21/02/1989 - 4.20pm |
| Repeat Screening | Mon 02/09/1991 - 4.20pm |
| Copyright Year | MCMLXXXVIII (1988) |
| Cast | |
| Starring | |
| T. Bag (Tallulah Bag) | Elizabeth Estensen |
| T. Shirt | John Hasler |
| Sally Simpkins | Kellie Bright |
| Guest Starring | |
| Vincent Van Driver | Peter Ledbury |
| Monsieur Claude | John Savident |
| Crew | |
| Make Up | Caroline Becker |
| Costume | Raymond Childe |
| Vandra Howarde | |
| Graphic Designer | Chris Connors |
| Stage Manager | Bobby Webber |
| Production Assistant | Caroline Vance |
| Designer | John Plant |
| Executive Producer | Charles Warren |
| Written By | Lee Pressman |
| Grant Cathro | |
| Director | Leon Thau |
Vincent Van Driver, an artist, wants an art critic to see his paintings. The art critic has the next silver spoon so T-Shirt tricks him into thinking he has painted Vincent Van Drivers’ pictures. Meanwhile T-Bag thinks it is Friday the thirteenth so she is being extra careful.
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Looking For A Model
T-Bag: Well, Mr Van Driver or what-ever your name is, my young friend here tells me you are looking for a model.
Vincent Van Driver: Well yes.
T-Bag: Someone beautiful and lovely.
Vincent Van Driver: Oui, do you know anyone like that?
T-Bag: ME!
Looks Like A Pizza
Claude: Working on another masterpiece?
Vincent Van Driver: Well I…
Claude: Ha ha ha a la come on now don’t be modest show me (shows picture) yeuggghhh!
T-Bag: What’s that supposed to be?
Sally: Vincent?
T-Bag: Looks like a pizza.
Claude: What is going on here?
 Someone Beautiful |
 Painting |
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Listen carefully for Vincent Van Driver's address of his studio - Along the 'Rue de Noise'!
T-Shirt introduces himself as Vincent's pupil, Tolouse La Shirt (To Lose La Shirt!)
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