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| Broadcast Dates | |
|---|---|
| UK Air Date | Wed 26/12/1988 - 9.25am |
| Copyright Year | 1989 |
| Cast | |
| Starring | |
| T. Bag (Tallulah Bag) | Elizabeth Estensen |
| T. Shirt | John Hasler |
| Sally Simpkins | Kellie Bright |
| Emily Scrumptious | Gillian Martell |
| Giles Pickens | John Clive |
| Crew | |
| Make Up | Angela Seyfang |
| Costume Designer | Raymond Childe |
| Graphic Designer | Jeff Harrison |
| Stage Manager | Mary Motture |
| Floor Manager | John Lopes |
| Production Assistant | Kim Robson |
| Written By | Lee Pressman |
| Grant Cathro | |
| Designer | John Plant |
| Producer | Charles Warren |
| Director | Leon Thau |
T-Bag ruins Sally’s Christmas by turning her into a street urchin but Emily Scrumptious lets her into her home for warmth and something to eat. T-Bag must stop Emily Scrumptious being so nice and subsequently ruining Sally’s Christmas.
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T-Bag's Christmas Card Idea
Sally: Merry Christmas Ted.
Sally is in her bedroom, turns off the light, shakes her snow globe and goes to bed.
In T-Bag’s new T-Room, inside the Ice castle in Sally’s snow globe-
T-Shirt: Tea’s up Your Majesty.
T-Bag: About time too, what kept you?
T-Shirt: Well you see.
T-Bag: Never mind, just give it here. (T-Bag drinks it and pulls out a holly leaf.)
T-Bag: What the figgy pudding is this?
T-Shirt: It’s your Christmas cuppa Your Majesty, to put you in the mood for Christmas. Jingle Bells, Jingle...
T-Bag: Listen Boy and listen good. I hate Christmas with every atom of my body, I hate it! I’ve come all the way to the North Pole to get away from it. Christmas makes me sick, Christmas Pah!
T-Shirt: But I like it.
T-Bag: That’s because you’re an idiot (T-Bag looks in her saucer and sees Sally), and speaking of idiots who have we here.
T-Shirt: It’s Sally.
T-Bag: Little Miss smug features herself, look at her, yuck!
T-Shirt: Uh, she’s got all decorations and cards and stuff. What have we got? Nothing!
T-Bag: What a shame.
T-Shirt: What?
T-Bag: Why should one child have a lovely, happy Christmas when another child has a downright miserable time?
T-Shirt: Are you serious?
T-Bag: Indubitably! All children should have a downright miserable time especially her, after all the grief she’s caused me but I’ll get my revenge you see if I don’t.
T-Shirt: You never change, you’ve got a heart of ice you have and after all the bother I went to, to get you a nice Christmas Card well here you can stuff it in your pipe and smoke it for all I care.
T-Bag: Stupid Boy, what’s this rubbish (T-Bag opens the envelope to reveal a card with a Dickensian London street), Sentimental Hogwash, mind you this gives me a rather novel idea. Yes I like it, No I don’t. I love it!
T-Bag uses a spell to cast Sally into the card as a street urchin. Her face comes out from the snow globe and into Sally’s bedroom.
T-Bag: Christmas is coming; the goose is getting fat. The world is full of happy folk, but that’s enough of that! Tomorrow’s going to find her with miseries untold. She’ll wake up lost, without a friend. She’ll be out in the cold!
T-Bag’s face returns to the snow globe, and Sally gets out of bed and walks off)
Sally wakes up, as a street urchin, inside the card. A lady and a young boy walks past, Sally goes up to them and asks for help. The lady turns around, it is T-Bag, and she taunts Sally and calls her a ragamuffin. T-Bag then goes off to find more people she can ruin Christmas for.
 Ice Cold T-Bag |
 Sally |
 T-Bag's Spell |
 The Street Urchin |
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