Excuses for not handing in your Homework
I lost it fighting this kid you said you weren't the best teacher in the school
I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Our puppy toilet trained on it
Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked
I put it in a safe, but lost the combination
I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away
Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing
I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine
I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload
My little sister ate it
A sudden gust of wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again
I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it
The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box
Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him. My homework though drowned.
I used it to fill a hole in my shoe, you wouldn't want it now
My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls
My pet gerbils had babies, and they used it to make a nest
I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad
I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked ET stopped by my house and he accidentally took it home with him