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Funny Signs

Sign In a zoo Sign in a café Sign in a hairdressers On a church notice board

Would people refrainfrom feeding the animals. If you have suitable food pleasegive it to the guardon duty

People are requested not to occupy seats if they do not intend to consume them.

We curl up and die for you

Would all those who have relatives buried in graves in the church yard keep them in order.

 

For sale For sale For Sale For sale

Ming vase for sale. Previous owner old woman. Only slightly cracked.

Thatched cottage. Two bedrooms, living room, kitchen, bathroom 2 miles south of stratford upon Avon.

Two seated sofa. Converts to double bed. Covered in Mustard.

One boys bicycle. Also two girls in perfect order.

 

Property Advert For sale Rolls Royce For sale.

Landlord ahs several flats he let to tennants he wishes to dispose of.

Young woman seeks cleaning three times a week

Granite faced gentleman's house.

One previous owner. Dark green in colour.

 

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