Funny Signs
Sign In a zoo Sign in a café Sign in a hairdressers On a church notice board
Would people refrainfrom feeding the animals. If you have suitable food pleasegive it to the guardon duty |
People are requested not to occupy seats if they do not intend to consume them. |
We curl up and die for you |
Would all those who have relatives buried in graves in the church yard keep them in order. |
For sale For sale For Sale For sale
Ming vase for sale. Previous owner old woman. Only slightly cracked. |
Thatched cottage. Two bedrooms, living room, kitchen, bathroom 2 miles south of stratford upon Avon. |
Two seated sofa. Converts to double bed. Covered in Mustard. |
One boys bicycle. Also two girls in perfect order. |
Property Advert For sale Rolls Royce For sale.
Landlord ahs several flats he let to tennants he wishes to dispose of. |
Young woman seeks cleaning three times a week |
Granite faced gentleman's house. |
One previous owner. Dark green in colour. |