Work Jokes
Why did The Baker work so hard?
Because he kneaded dough
CLIENT: Right heres the deal, I give you £1000 and you do all the worrying for me
LAWYER: OK, where's the £1000
CLIENT: That’s your first worry
NAVAL OFFICER: Can u swim
NEW RECRUIT: Why can't you afford ships?
Why did the baker stop making donuts?
He got sick of the hole business
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck