JANUARY 14TH 2003
The Date above is the Day I discovered that someone with no brain cells is the one responsible for transporting tons of idiots around our dear planet.
This Page is in no way a dedication to all the assholes, scumbags and just plain stupid morons of the world, but a Page of lets piss on them and enjoy how pathetic they make themselves to be.
They are the local shithead, The village idiot, The Braindead, They are what most refer to as spineless, wimpering, immature, fools that we know as The Lamers!
Seat 1: Referee Seat 2: Merlin Seat 3: Hurricane Seat 4: Shelby Seat 5: Shelby
Seat 6: firedemon Seat 7: Pitt-Bull Seat 8: GFZ Seat 9: Happystar Seat 10: Happystar
Seat 11: bonifide Seat 12: Droops Angel Seat 13: Djeter Seat 14: misfits Seat 15: Jared
Seat 16: nom4d Seat 17: neogeo64 Seat 18: HST Seat 19: ufo Seat 20: darklotus
Seat 21: Johntork Seat 22: Fleetwood Seat 23: gotniks Seat 24: forenzics Seat 25: Estranged
Reservations are now being accepted to fill all remaining seats!
Do you qualify as a Lamer? Take the test the above riders failed! And you too can ride with the moronic springer clan! Its a tough 5 question survey, take your time, and always remember to stop! look! and listen! :)
Question #1: What is your first name?
Question #2: What color is a brown paper bag?
Question #3: What does the big M stand for that stands outside of Mcdonalds?
Question #4: What was question #3?
Question #5: When the big hand is on 12 and the little hand is on 6 what time is it?
Know anyone who you beleive belongs on this ride? Just give me an EMAIL, Their IQ and small explanation as why you think they deserve to join. And remember to let them know they can ring the bell on the Lamers Trolley for free this summer only!!
all pics belong to Lamers Co. and are used for fun only.
