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ML Member	posted June 23, 2001 11:08 PM Gabrielle:Warrior Bard and Her Faithful Sidekick...Xena: Warrior Pot Sorry folks...I needed a laugh. ML [This message has been edited by ML (edited July 30, 2001).]
tvbuff Member	posted June 23, 2001 11:10 PM LOL!!!!! Thanks for the laugh. How about Xena: Headless Warrior?? Night, tv ------------------ "What we do in life, echoes in eternity." Maximus, Gladiator
penthesilia Member	posted June 23, 2001 11:14 PM pen tryin' ta think of a pun using "the pot calling the kettle black"
ML Member	posted June 23, 2001 11:21 PM I can hear the voiceover now... "She was Gabrielle...a mighty bard forged in the heat of battle... The power... The passion... The little voices in her head, and the little black pot by her side. Her delerium will change the world!!!" Like I said...I need a good laugh after a good cry. ML
Quoth the Raven Member	posted June 23, 2001 11:22 PM LOLML! ~ that's the spirit! LOL
FewSkills Member	posted June 23, 2001 11:23 PM When that pot went over the cliff, my little mind said to me -- "I hope that's Tupperware!!!" I'm starting to think THIS was the final comedy ep of the series... FS
La_Femme_Lolita Member	posted June 23, 2001 11:26 PM that is so funny ML ~ i take it you liked the ending?
ML Member	posted June 23, 2001 11:32 PM Yes friends... Our story opens with our Warrior Bard sailing to the land of the Pharos...the Chakram she has now mastered, fastened securely at her waist, and tenderly clutching the pot which holds the ashes of her beloved soulmate, Xena... G: So, my little soulmate pot, what should we do first upon arrival in Egypt? XWP: (silence) G: Oh, fine, after all we've been through together, now you decide to give me the silent treatment??? XWP: (silence) Crewmen aboard the vessel are now staring strangely at their young passenger who appears to be having an arguement with her black pot. To be continued... ML [This message has been edited by ML (edited June 23, 2001).]
Riverquest Member	posted June 23, 2001 11:35 PM I didn't get it right away, but when I did - well, I'm still laughing. I have all these images in my mind of Gabrielle, in different poses, holding Xena's urn in various positions. Gabrielle, fighting with the "pot" in one hand and her weapon in the other. Gabrielle, turning to the urn after a battle and saying "Whew, that was close, that guys sword almost knocked you out of my hand".
nemesys Member	posted June 23, 2001 11:36 PM ROTFLMAO Here's to collective delerium, ML. It's all this show ever was in the first place anyhow.
Martman Member	posted June 23, 2001 11:40 PM At least now nobody will wreck gabrielles cooking utensils Though she might try and toss them at a tree to wreck them then yell at the urn. -Martman ------------------ I am the beast that feeds the feast I am the blood, I am release Come make me pure, bleed me a cure Im caught under wheels roll https://www.angelfire.com/il2/TheMartmanSpeaks/index.html http://pub22.ezboard.com/bthexenagabcommunity
Quoth the Raven Member	posted June 23, 2001 11:42 PM Gabrielle: " Gee Xena keep a lid on it!"
FewSkills Member	posted June 23, 2001 11:42 PM Spoilers for Xena: The Movie. "Gabrielle Busted for Attempting to Smuggle Pot into Japan!"
xa Member	posted June 23, 2001 11:43 PM LOL That is so funny! xa
Dreamworker59 Member	posted June 23, 2001 11:46 PM And if I may add my 2 dinars: A watched pot never boils!
Quoth the Raven Member	posted June 23, 2001 11:48 PM Gabrielle... " Enough Xena I'll handle it!" oooh Gods! ML I could go on and on.... so many pot jokes... we need to be sitting in a bar drinking they'd get hilarious! LOLOLOL
ML Member	posted June 23, 2001 11:51 PM Again we are aboard a sailing ship carrying Gabrielle:Warrior Bard and Her Faithful Sidekick, Xena:Warrior Pot... Gabrielle has her arm outstretched holding her faithful sidekick, yet pointing and shaking her finger as if to scold... G: C'mon Soulmate Pot...I risked my life for you! And this is the thanks I get??? XWP: (silence) G: Y'know...if I didn't know any better, my beloved soulmate, I'd begin to think our relationship is going to pot! Crewmates and Commander of sailing vessel are secretly preparing a cabin below deck with lots and lots of padding... To be continued... ML
FewSkills Member	posted June 23, 2001 11:58 PM So, if the pot and Gabrielle share a maintext kiss ... Would Gabrielle then have ... pottymouth?
Riverquest Member	posted June 24, 2001 12:06 AM A small village in Greece presents Gabrielle with a hollowed helmet so she can carry Xena on her head. She travels around with warrior pot xena on her head, attending to her daily tasks and doing all that warrior bards do with the helmet on her head. Does this make Gabby a pothead?
LFox Member	posted June 24, 2001 12:15 AM And later in life when the Gabster's warrior skills deteriorate she returns to being a bard to make a living. With the help of Xena what other type of story could she write but, yep you guessed it--pot boilers! L.Fox
ML Member	posted June 24, 2001 12:19 AM Still aboard a sailing ship carrying Gabrielle:Warrior Bard and Her Faithful Sidekick, Xena:Warrior Pot... G: Alright my soulmate pot...I'll forgive you for not talking. Gee...do you feel ok? You're looking a little ashen. XWP: (silence) G: (laughing) Well...that's ok, my friend. Tell you what, when we get to Egypt, I'll take you shopping. Would you like that? XWP: (silence) G: Great! I know this great little ceramic store that has the most wonderfully colored pots! Hmmm...gee...we'll have to ask for a fitting...you look like you've lost weight since our last shopping trip. Crewmen of the ship are now discussing amongst themselves how best to convince the Warrior Bard to accompany them to the "guest" cabin... *To be continued...* ML [This message has been edited by ML (edited June 24, 2001).]
XenaByTheSea Member	posted June 24, 2001 12:22 AM Hey I needed this laugh, after seeing FINII I am traumatized...not in a good way..... but i did want to ask...did I hear right..Creation is now merchandising a headless Xena Doll???? XBTS
Behold New Member	posted June 24, 2001 12:23 AM Well if Gabrielle is ever broke at least she'll have a pot to.... in well you get the idea.
Talkattack14 Member	posted June 24, 2001 12:23 AM Its a good thing Gabs doesn't live in the U.S.A. Pot is illegal here! ------------------ Please Read & Sign this petition to show your support and appreciation of the cast & crew of Xena http://www.petitiononline.com/xenawp/petition.html
Quoth the Raven Member	posted June 24, 2001 12:27 AM LOLOLOLOLOL! FewSkills quote: >>>>>>>Would Gabrielle then have ... pottymouth? <<<<<<<<< That one got me good! LOL [This message has been edited by Quoth the Raven (edited June 24, 2001).]
FewSkills Member	posted June 24, 2001 12:34 AM QTR-- I just find it amazing that I can sit here and laugh after watching that exasperating finale. ML, thanks for starting this thread!! FS
chakrams-charmed New Member	posted June 24, 2001 12:45 AM they should make a show gabrelle the battling bard liike xena the warrior princess this hShe was Gabrielle...a mighty bard forged in the heat of battle...for her friend The power... The passion... The little voices in her head, and the little black pot by her side.and ena daughter by her side Her delerium will change the world!!!" w it should go ------------------
ML Member	posted June 24, 2001 12:46 AM Resuming our story... We see Gabrielle: Warrior Bard and Her Faithful Sidekick, Xena: Warrior Pot, strolling the deck of sailing ship on it's way to Egypt... G: Gee Xena, I can't wait to get to Egypt. XWP: (silence) Suddenly we see a group of crewmen about to ambush Gabrielle and her Pot with a net...A fight ensues... Gabrielle grabs the Katana sword she swiped as a souvenier from Japan and weilds it with precision... G: Ha HAA!! Take that! Seeing another crew member attempting to attack her from the side, Gabrielle releases the mighty fury of her faithful sidekick, the Mighty Warrior Pot... G: Xena! Over there! XWP: (silence) With effortless movement, the Warrior Bard tosses her trusty sidekick, Xena:Warrior Pot in the direction of the approaching sailor. In one swift blow, the Warrior Pot strikes the sailor in the head, bounces off the yardarm, slides down the sail, rolling onto the deck... G: Quick! Over there! XWP: (silence) The Warrior Pot rolls along the deck bowling down each approaching sailor with the precision of a champion, then ricochet's off the main mast and lands directly into the hands of her faithful soulmate, Gabrielle. G: Gee, Xena, that was close! XWP: (silence) *To be continued...* ML [This message has been edited by ML (edited June 24, 2001).]
YIYIYIYIYIYI Member	posted June 24, 2001 12:47 AM LOL. Pretty funny you guys <gabrielle looks at urn> g: Xena - you looks so slimming in black. I know what to get for YOUR birthday. A water tight seal..
Omnia vincit amor Member	posted June 24, 2001 12:48 AM Watch for the new series: Xena: The Friendly Warrior Ghost
FewSkills Member	posted June 24, 2001 01:14 AM quote: Originally posted by chakrams-charmed: they should make a show gabrelle the battling bard liike xena the warrior princess this hShe was Gabrielle...a mighty bard forged in the heat of battle...for her friend The power... The passion... The little voices in her head, and the little black pot by her side.and ena daughter by her side Her delerium will change the world!!!" w it should go Typos and spelling not withstanding, that's quite a riot!!! 'the little voices in her head' ROFLMAO!! FS
Gandydancer Member	posted June 24, 2001 01:19 AM quote: Originally posted by ML: I can hear the voiceover now... *She* was Gabrielle...a mighty bard forged in the heat of battle... The power... The passion... The little voices in her head, and the little black pot by her side. Her delerium will change the world!!!" Like I said...I need a good laugh after a good cry. ML ML: All I can say is this: ROTFLMAO Gandydancer
the Lady Jackson Member	posted June 24, 2001 01:27 AM WHAT A CROCK!
Mad Member	posted June 24, 2001 01:28 AM LOL
FewSkills Member	posted June 24, 2001 01:31 AM quote: Originally posted by the Lady Jackson: WHAT A CROCK! However you meant that, it's still really funny!!! LOL!!! FS
nemesys Member	posted June 24, 2001 01:33 AM ML you're gonna make me have an accident if you keep this up.
ML Member	posted June 24, 2001 01:52 AM Three days and nights have passed since we last saw our heroes, Gabrielle* the mighty Warrior Bard and her trusty sidekick, Xena: Warrior Pot...* Our scene opens with the Warrior Bard now at the helm of the sailing ship on it's way to Egypt. We see the Warrior Pot, acting as lookout, securely fastened to the bow, with (ahem...) potstickers... G: Xena! Do you see anything yet? XWP: (silence) G: Ok...well, let me know when we get close to shore! XWP: (silence) Suddenly we see the ship crashing into the docks, sending merchants, sailors and citizens scattering... G: Hey, you were supposed to warn me! XWP: (silence) G: Heh heh, sorry folks! Didn't mean to wreck your docks! My navigator/lookout hasn't been herself lately. Gabrelle grabs her trusty sidekick, Xena:Warrior Pot, and departs, skipping down an alleyway, headed for the marketplace... G: Oh Xena, look at this place! Isn't it wonderful? So many lovely things to look at and talk to! Oh...hello tree! Tree: (silence) XWP: (silence) Gabrielle smiles and continues walking up the narrow streets, caressing her trusty sidekick, Xena:Warrior Pot... G:...and you know Xena, we're just gonna have to try the food here, I hear it's just wonderful...Say, do you think we could get some eel while we're here? XWP: (silence) Fade to black... To be continued... ML [This message has been edited by ML (edited June 24, 2001).]
47Ronin Member	posted June 24, 2001 01:56 AM Hey campers, It's about two in the morning and they're replaying the FIN and you know what... i so needed this laugh. peace and soul grease 'yall. -Ronin
Quoth the Raven Member	posted June 24, 2001 01:58 AM hey ML I think Gabby should try the POTLuck. hehehehehe Reading your writing reminds me of old times my friend [This message has been edited by Quoth the Raven (edited June 24, 2001).]
ML Member	posted June 24, 2001 01:59 AM Hey Quoth! yes it surely does... Hmmm...maybe...ya think...??? ML

sisterinarms New Member	posted June 24, 2001 02:11 AM I know what gabby could get Xena for her next birthday!!! A brand new leather pot holder!
Ghost of 2112 Member	posted June 24, 2001 02:15 AM ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey!! I got an idea for an episode!! Warrior Pot, Princess Pot, and Tramp Pot. Gabrielle accidentally knocks the ashes out of each, after Virgil brings Princess Diana Pot, Joxer Pot and Meg Pot over for a visit. How will she be able to tell the difference?? STAY TUNED!!!! (snicker) -Saul
ML Member	posted June 24, 2001 02:17 AM Let's not forget... *Trusty Horsie Pot!!!* Mustn't forget Argo! ML
LadyKate Member	posted June 24, 2001 02:21 AM OMG! I laughed my @$$ off at this thread! Thanks guys!
nemesys Member	posted June 24, 2001 02:21 AM Argo?!? Dang, that'd be a big pot. It could do some serious damage.
advocate Member	posted June 24, 2001 02:29 AM ROTFLMAO! and bumping for the best thread in days. advocate
skyblue Member	posted June 24, 2001 02:51 AM Gab's great warrior now. She urned it!
batrochides Member	posted June 24, 2001 02:53 AM Given LL's love for drollery, she could sing: "I am a teapot, short and stout..." OK, Gabs would have to put her in a teapot first!
GabsBear420 Member	posted June 24, 2001 03:06 AM Ok how about A Day in the Pot? ------------------ "Those are spoken for." Xena
ML Member	posted June 24, 2001 03:07 AM Oh yes...one more thing I forgot... Gabrielle Warrior Bard completely lost her mind, and Xena got totally burned in the making of this episode. ML [This message has been edited by ML (edited June 24, 2001).]
ML Member	posted June 24, 2001 06:38 AM
Haerera Member	posted June 24, 2001 07:11 AM hehehehehehehehe LOL
FewSkills Member	posted June 24, 2001 09:18 AM Bumpin 'cause this is way too fun to miss!!
Hibblette Member	posted June 24, 2001 09:33 AM I like this post! Okay remember when they tried to come up with the not to violent thing for little Gabby. The compact of dust? A whole new thought!
FewSkills Member	posted June 24, 2001 09:49 AM And then you have the scene where Gabrielle, pot firmly in hand, decides to go visit a now much older Najara, still comatose and in prison: Gabrielle: Um, Najara? I, uh, just wanted to apologize for all those cracks we made about the Jinn 'talking' to you ... I kinda..can relate ... now ... (waves pot at uncomprehending Najara) FS
Amazonmel New Member	posted June 24, 2001 10:06 AM Thanks so much for the laugh...I was in dire need right now.
perrygon Member	posted June 24, 2001 10:43 AM The Kiss Xena : That feels amazing Gab: No down a bit Xena : Go slower Gab: Up a bit Xena : I'm a bit sore Gab : Dont' stop Xena : Have to, I'm dead Perrygon
ponyfan Member	posted June 24, 2001 10:54 AM thanks for the laugh - that was great!! G: Xena stop being a pain in the ash!
lacerate Member	posted June 24, 2001 11:00 AM oh my, you guys are too funny with your pot-shots.
FewSkills Member	posted June 24, 2001 11:04 AM quote: Originally posted by lacerate: oh my, you guys are too funny with your pot-shots. Absafrigginlootly. We 'urned' the right to take every potshot we can, didn't we? FS
perrygon Member	posted June 24, 2001 11:17 AM PsychoGrrL Starring HelmetGrrl Gaby and her sidekick, Ta-Luus-Le-head. The story begins during the French revolution. Gaby, HelmetGrrl, a little known queen of the realm saves Ta-Luus-Le-Head from the gallows, only to find the wig. Next week's episode: " a hairy moment" Perrygon Sorry guys, I need this after a miserable week.
ML Member	posted June 24, 2001 01:35 PM
justice Member	posted June 24, 2001 01:50 PM The show had pot-ential but then it went to pot! [This message has been edited by justice (edited June 24, 2001).]
SchoolGirl Member	posted June 24, 2001 01:54 PM ML It took me a second to get what you meant by 'warrior pot', but when I did I laughed so hard I had to take my own 'potty' break! Thank you for starting a great post. Really needed a laugh after seeing the series final episode. Potty On! SchoolGirl
ML Member	posted June 24, 2001 01:59 PM Next week's episode... For Her the Pot Rolls Check local listings... ML
Omnia vincit amor Member	posted June 24, 2001 02:05 PM In next weeks episode, Gabby will have the pot dressed in exact replica of Xena's armor. complete with breast plate, mini chakram and sword tied with string to a straw horse, Argo III. Maybe Gabby puchased Xena's armor from the yahoo auction and shrunk it down to pot size.
100fish Member	posted June 24, 2001 02:11 PM How about 'Prick In The City' starring Rob Tapert and the 40,000 are all the innocent fish he has slaughtered over the years. They all come back and kick him around for six years. [This message has been edited by 100fish (edited June 24, 2001).]
FewSkills Member	posted June 24, 2001 02:20 PM And Gabrielle, encountering the latest in a long line of admiring redshirts: Redshirt: Wow, you're quite the warrior!! Gabrielle: (blushing) Well, heck, I was ... potty trained! FS
Irene the Serene Member	posted June 24, 2001 02:25 PM Gabrielle to some new friends she's made in Egypt: Hey, would you all like to come over to my place tonight for a potluck?
justice Member	posted June 24, 2001 02:27 PM quote: Originally posted by Irene the Serene: Gabrielle to some new friends she's made in Egypt: *Hey, would you all like to come over to my place tonight for a potluck?* Hey there, Irene! ------------------ "Nolite te bastardes carborundorum." Margaret Atwood...."The Handmaid's Tale"
justice Member	posted June 24, 2001 02:28 PM For sale at the next convention: Cremation Entertainment's Xena urn! ------------------ "Nolite te bastardes carborundorum." Margaret Atwood...."The Handmaid's Tale"
Irene the Serene Member	posted June 24, 2001 02:36 PM Hi justice This thread is somewhat comical!!!! Even though I do respect Lucy and Renee in real life. Irene
Lookfar Member	posted June 24, 2001 02:43 PM Ok, I know it's sick and wrong, but... ROFLMAO!!!! ML, you should take this on the road! Kudos to you; you've urned it. -Lookfar
justice Member	posted June 24, 2001 02:44 PM quote: Originally posted by Irene the Serene: Hi justice This thread is somewhat comical!!!! Even though I do respect Lucy and Renee in real life. Irene Comical, indeed! Have I mentioned lately how much I miss our Survivor thread?? I don't usually get into the major fan stuff. To me actors are just other working stiffs. Ooops, no pun intended with that one. ------------------ "Nolite te bastardes carborundorum." Margaret Atwood...."The Handmaid's Tale"
Black Jaguar Member	posted June 24, 2001 03:02 PM Hah hah Funny thread! The "pot" in question is up for auction right now on the official prop auction site - 2nd page. I was wondering why it never broke - it's rubber!! (Hmmm) BJ
ML Member	posted June 24, 2001 03:03 PM Knock at door... G: Who iiiiis it? voice: Is Xena home? G: Yes, but she's on the pot right now, she needed a potty break. Voice: Well we need her to fight a warlord. G: I'm sorry, my soulmate is completely burned out from fighting. She's decided to to take a rest. She's urned it.
perrygon Member	posted June 24, 2001 03:12 PM ML Just Wicked. Love it! Perrygon
Penny's Vengance Member	posted June 24, 2001 03:18 PM After years of doing crack, Gabs has made the switch to pot.
Riverquest Member	posted June 24, 2001 03:32 PM Gabs in lying on her bedroll. Beside her is another bedroll, empty but for the pot sitting proudly on the pillow. Gabs, turning to the pot "Did you see that shooting star?" Pot: no answer Gabs: "I thought you'd say that" [This message has been edited by Riverquest (edited June 24, 2001).] [This message has been edited by Riverquest (edited June 24, 2001).]
BikerBaby Member	posted June 24, 2001 03:46 PM If I ever see the ending scene again, I will view it in an entirely different way! Thanks for some well-needed laughs. BBaby

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