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Tommy Says:
This is the section of the Lord of the Things.
Created by Tommy and whoever wants to submit a further adventure about the plot. Please go along with the movie.
//begin story
LORD of the THINGS
Part 1: A long-expected party.
The screen is DARK.
[from Moriarty's script review:]
FRODO (V.O.)
When we turn away from the darkness of
our past to take comfort in our peaceful
lives, we sometimes forget how dearly
that peace was bought. But there is
much worth remembering in the darkness...
BILBO lights a torch. reveals SLIPPERS.
BILBO
My slippers! There they are! I almost forgot them in the darkness!
BILBO switches off lights.
CUT to SECOND AGE, big battle. Lots of ELVES, lots of HUMANS, lots of ORCS. they FIGHT. It is EXCITING. A big scary guy gets his finger chopped off. ISILDUR picks it up with a RING on it, and there is much rejoicing. ORCS shoot him with arrows and
the RING falls into nearby river. There is much angst.
FRODO (V.O.)
Thus a Third Age of Middle-earth began.
History became legend... legend became
myth. And some things that should not
have been forgotten were lost.
cut to darkness. BILBO comes back into room and lights torch. He is NOT WEARING
SLIPPERS..
BILBO
Now where did I put my slippers...
BILBO looks around, there are no slippers
BILBO
Oh, what I silly old goat I am, I seem to have lost my slippers!
BILBO wanders off.
CUT TO NEXT MORNING. It is a PARTY. People are HAPPY AND EXCITED.
BILBO
Everyone looks so happy and excited!
FRODO
Hi, Uncle Bilbo. Why, you are one hundred and eleven today, and you don't look a day over fifty!
BILBO
Thanks, young Frodo. Ever since I picked up that ring, I haven't seemed to age a
day...
OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS. Zoom in on FRODO's shocked face.
BILBO
But don't worry, young FRODO, I'm sure nothing bad will happen when I give the
ring to you.
OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS AGAIN
FRODO
I'm sure everything will be fine. Let's go join the party!
They DO. They have FUN.
BILBO
I would like to make a speech!
Everyone CHEERS.
BILBO
I like some of you half as much as I know half of you three fourths of a large
number of you seem to be a fraction of who you are!
Everyone looks CONFUSED. BILBO disappears. Everyone CHEERS.
Cut to BILBO'S ROOM. GANDALF is there, smoking a pipe and sitting on a rocking chair.
GANDALF
I am old and grey and weathered, but I am a great wizard underneath.
BILBO
Yes, you certainly are. Here, have a ring.
BILBO tries to hand GANDALF the ring.
GANDALF
No! I cannot be allowed to touch it!
GANDALF touches it.
BILBO
I will leave it on this table!
BILBO doesn't.
GANDALF
Leave it on the table!
BILBO does. He leaves.
GANDALF hits head on rafters.
GANDALF
Ouch!
Cut to GANDALF AND FRODO.
GANDALF
Bye, Frodo!
FRODO
Bye, Gandalf!
GANDALF hits head on roof.
GANDALF
Ouch!
NEXT.
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