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Jason on-stage with BTE The Bronco Bowl 10.22.99	Name: Jason Petty Age: 18 Location: San Antonio, TX E-mail: JPetty76@aol.com

-How long have you been a fan?
I guess since about 5 years ago. i can't claim to be one of the "true blue" fans, but i could say that i would die for the band, if that means anything. i have been more of a fan since winning the dance competition, though. i was the guy who tore off his batman shirt and tweaked his nipples until the crowd was in this strange frenzy that i once thought could only be induced by a BTE performance.

-How many times have you seen BTE perform live?
Tres. They are sooooo good..

-Is BTE your favorite band?
yes.

-If not, who is?
dave matthews and bela fleck are nipping at your heels, guys. we need a new album fast, dang it!

Either way, which other bands do you like?
i really love DMB and the Flecktones, but counting crows, black crowes, aimee mann, aphex twin, radiohead, moby, and pearl jam are cool, too.

-Favorite BTE song:
i like rewind. my nippies get hard thinking about it. ohhhhhh.

-Do you have an original copy of Surprise?
man, no. i did not, or do not claim to have ever heard of BTE when that came out. sue me.

-Do you think anyone has an original copy of Surprise?
maybe satan does, but that's it. he lures unsuspecting teenage girls into worshipping his sons, BTE, in exchange for their souls. i think.

-What are 5 adjectives that describe your personality?
Soft-money whore(personality), lacking (personality), smiley, caring, talented.

-Express yourself in terms of a metaphor/simile:
i am like the wind blows.

-How do your friends describe you?
friends? my mom says i am really handsome. does that count?

-Hobbies/Collections:
cd's and guitars. i like playing instruments. guitar, piano, banjo, mandolin, violin, harmonica. music rocks.

-Career? What do you like about your job?
Wow. i go to UT San Antonio, and it's pretty cool. i work at a law firm and they take care of my speeding tickets. "i hate lawyers. i just work for them."

-Major? Minor:
i'm soooo undecided it's not even funny.

-Favorite class:
basket weaving for the mentally challenged. art history. heironymus bosch Rules.

-Do you eat any strange combinations of food?
mustard and biscuits. Mmm Hmm.

-What do you do to keep busy?
Masturb...nothing. play guitar or read (Vonnegut rules, too).

-Where is/are the place(s) you go to unwind?
grandma's house. her home cookin' is for real.

-Weaknesses:
a) i cry too easily. b) bereft of ability to not laugh when people fall down.

-Strengths:
running fast, so people who i laugh at after they fall down can't beat me up.

-Kevin, Tom, Travis, Jim?
who are these guys? i can only assume you mean some of my favorite things: Kevin Spacey, Tom Green, Lake Travis, and Slim Jims.

-Favorite BTE song quote:
"What thoughts can i call allies, when this circle of ribs keeps working on its own?"

-Favorite "Kevin-ism":
who is this kevin, anyway?

-Kevin's pick, guitar, mic, sweaty shirt:
definitely his guitar. his fingers funning up and down my neck, making me sqeal in delight. hahah.

-First BTE show location:
dallas, texas, coca-cola starplex amphitheater. my fave though would have to be bronco bowl, where i won a shirt at the dance competition on Friday, October the 22nd. Another Kevin, Mr. Spacey, might have said at this point: "I rule."