(Please memorize all of our lyrics so you can sing along with us at the next show!)
death harmony
Candy-ass DIE pansy bitches DIE
Candy-ass DIE pansy bitches DIE
You shiver me timber - Wrists of plastic
Ricky Schroeder, I
hope you choke on that silver spoon
This death harmony was written for you
Go blow a goat till he's black and blue
Candy-ass DIE pansy bitches DIE
Candy-ass DIE pansy bitches DIE
We represent the death army
We will phuck you like a Widespread dead phish
Legions of carnage - Skulls of shit
Butterfly (the man)
Smoke some Crass ass - Shoot some Van Halen
Snort some Bee Gees - Roll some rolling stones
GO TO BED EARLY - EAT YOUR VEGETABLES
BEHAVE IN PUBLIC - DON'T KILL YOURSELF
Candy-ass DIE pansy bitches DIE
Candy-ass DIE pansy bitches DIE
anal paper cuts
Stung in the ear by a bee - Fell naked on baby
food
Glass in my naked ass - Fell and ripped my jeans
Veins ripped out of her hands - Roommate had
a baby
Dog got hit by a car - Dog fucking bites
Asshole - Anal paper cuts
Backpack was stolen - Belinda is gone
Got harrassed by the police - Car wreck splinters
Broken toes, oh fuck - Running out of gas -
Pinkeye
Asshole - Anal paper cuts
Needledick fuckface bastard-ass shitcock deep as fuck, dick pie Tastee Freez eater.
Nobody came - Hit by a car
She threw up on the rug - Under the chair shit
Broken rubber - basketball is flat
4-time broken four track - Cram it in
break out the blender
Wouldn't it be nice if the Pansy Bitches could
splice all our genes together to build a better baby
Rock-n-roll baby
Our rock and roll baby
With an ear-splitting scream
she'd drum like a dream
plass bass like wild
guitar-strumming child
rock-n-roll baby our
rocknroll baby
so now it's time to break out the blender
all three dads have to do their part
not much we can do to determine gender
but i know she'll be pretty and i know she'll
be smart
someday she'll be rich, our pansy bitch
no playing in a bar for our death metal star
red is blood
red is a brick red is a rose red is a stop sign
red is a cardinal red is a valentine red is my guitar red is an apple red
is a teacher's pen red is a big gun red is an apple red is a crayon red
is riding hood red is sonja RED IS BLOOD
we do what our crotches tell us to The song's not over yet
Urine my wet American dreams
I'm calling your sister ugly
Touch me with your lachrymose ass
You licked my legless ferret
Who's the Master of My Dominion?
Pull it rub it touch it love it
Suckie My Fuckie isn't just a song
Oops I raped your boyfriend again
We do what our crotches tell us to
This song's not over yet!
is this a dream? When you see it all you'll want to be is one gigantic eye so you can see it always Na na na na na
Believe in yourself
If you put your mind to it you can do anything
You can be President
Is this a dream?
Is this a dream?
Don't you wish you were us
socks with balls! Supercalifragilistic expialidocious
I'm listening to the sound of my own motherfucking voice
And you're listening too because you haven't got a choice
If you want to die come to us
We serenade with blood and puss
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilistic expialidocious
If you want to die come to us
We serenade with blood and puss
Socks with balls!
massive-armed drummer
i swear i got a free cd
he must work out
eats a muffin everyday
steph's best friend from charleston
don likes to grab his nards
nice polite gentleman
boyish laugh, picks on michael
thanks for the ride cymbal
massive-armed drummer!
do the robot they said we were advanced i am a fucking robot! * this is enlightenment! they said we were advanced
there was a robot race * machines for saving lives
they came from outer space * they gave us robot eyes
they taught us how to dance
they taught us how to dance
let's go!
