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American Elephant

Elephant was born yelling
It's the fear that he's smelling
Elephant was born yelling
Someone please shut him up

The elephant is red
From what hell is he bred?
What's red elephant said?
Why hasn't elephant fed?

Elephant is a parrot
He's copied the moves of ferret
I don't know, can I bear it?
I'm so proud, a cute fuzzy ferret

Elephant cost five one bills
To wage the war against the pills
Elephant costs five one bills
For any needing cuase you can name

Sweet adolescent red elephant
Your warrior is up for hire
Patriotic skin-head flag-waving elephant
He'll burn what you point to with fire

The elephant is red
From what hell is he bred?
What's red elephant said?
Why hasn't our cute little elephant fed?

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