Our elephant is back home
The army has done him well
His coat is shiny and bronze
His teenage frame is filled so well
They said he finished off Antartica
We don't know why, maybe gas prices
Either way, he's celebrated
Our hire-to-kill elephant has made the journey well
The gold elephant has a purple heart
He keeps in the glass trophy case in the hall
The trophy case is in hell
And hell's the country that he killed
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