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It was an early game, 7:50 to be exact. Too early for our liking. There wasn't enough time between finishing work and the start of the game to hit the bar and catch a decent glow. That's why we lost. Yeah. Also, our GM and (might have been) leading scorer, Jaymz was out with a busted elbow. Not enough of you voted on the last Devils Poll. That's why we lost. Yeah. Howard the Duck only got three goals. How many times do we have to tell ya, Howard... if the other team scores 6 goals you have to score AT LEAST 6 goals! That's why we lost. Yeah. All kidding aside, the real reason we lost wasn't that we played badly, (Matty stood on his head, as usual, Skates had a great effort, even dropping the gloves on Netricoms' top goon, and we all played fairly good hockey), we lost simply because they brought along their cheerleading section which consisited of that old lady from the Wendy's commercials from the 80's yelling "where's the beef!?!?", the 5 finalists from the Swedish Miss Bikini contest, and and Cathy Lee Gifford pestering us to let her son Cody join the team. That's it.... Yeah. |
