The Bigger, The Better
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr.
Anderson for advice about breast enlargements. He tells her, "Every day when you get out
of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say, 'Scooby dooby
dooby. I want bigger boobies.'"
She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked. She grew great
boobs! One morning she was running late and in her rush to leave for work, she realized
she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her boobs and didn't
want to lose them, so she got up in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby
dooby, I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Anderson by any chance?"
"Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
The guy with a grin on his face
"Hickory dickory dock.