Hey mom thereās something in the backroom I hope itās not the creature from above You used to read me stories As if my dreams were boring We all know conspiracies are dumb What if people knew that these were real Iād leave my closet door open all night I know the CIA would say What you hear is all hearsay I wish someone would tell me what was right Up all night long And thereās something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday Iām not like you guys Iām not like you I am still the skeptic yes you know me Been best friends and will be till we die I got an injection Of fear from the abduction My best friend thinks Iām just telling lies Up all night long And thereās something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday Iām not like you guys Iām not like you Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation Information, nice to know ya, parnoia Whereās my mother, biofather Up all night long And thereās something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday Iām not like you guys Twelve majestic lies