Dysentery Gary

Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fucken weasel
His issues me my mind ache
Want to make a deal
Cause I love your little motions 
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail
Heās a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
Life just sucks, I lost the one, Iāve giving up she found someone
Thereās plenty more, girls are such a drag
So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
Youāll come back to me maybe
Iāll shower you with lies
Got a lotta heart ache
Heās a fucken weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal
Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
Fuck the guy who took and ran away
Heās a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his fatherās tights
Fuck this place, I lost the war, I hate you all, Your momās a whore
Whereās my dog? 
Girls are such a drag