Woke up, I was on top of the world There was a beautiful girl in the bed beside me I rolled over got a kiss on the ear She said “Listen up dear, there’s a change inside me.” Can’t say how frightened I am How unenlightened I am As I run for cover Can’t say how happy I am to be wrong She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time hallelujah She’s on time And it’s the safest time of the month they say for love We move in a mysterious way Cause when some holiday I’d say we work harder Not happy with a hug and a kiss Although most stop here We go much much farther We can’t stop foolin around On the bed, on the ground on the bathroom counter We can’t stop when all her systems are go She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time hallelujah She’s on time And it’s the safest time of the month they say for love She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time Shes on time hallelujah Shes on time And it’s the greatest time of the month for making love Between you and me, how happy we’ll be Repeating the cycle permanently But where will we be when baby makes three? I know that in a couple of years I might lay down my fears and get psyched about it Give in with out an ounce of regret Trying not to forget what I liked about it One day I might look like a fool With a yard and a pool and a station wagon Till’ then I get down on my knees everyday to pray She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time hallelujah She’s on time And it’s the safest time of the month they say for love She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time hallelujah She’s on time And it’s the greatest time of the month for making love She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time “Where’s the drummer?” She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time hallelujah She’s on time And it’s the greatest time of the month for making love She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time She’s on time